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credits to @nofakes1 for the idea <3 ty

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Emily: k so i distracted hotch what did you wanna text us??

Charlie: OKAY SO STORY TIME AGAIN

Derek: i swear if you got stuck in another porta potty 😖

JJ: I'll get my phone ready!

Charlie: NON ON ON O

Rossi: Then what is it?

Charlie: SOOO hotch was in a meeting and he has spare keys to his house in his deskkk😁😁

Reid: I think I know where this is going..

Garcia: Oh please don't say what I think ur about to say

Charlie: GUESS WHOS HOUSE IM IN 🤩

Rossi: Oh god.. Get out of there!

Charlie: BITCH NO I JUST GOT HERE☝️

Emily: DONT LISTEN TO THE ITALIAN STALLION SEARCH HIS HOUSE🤠

Charlie: he has a fucking condom drawer

Derek: LMAOOO

JJ: Who tf is he hooking up with KDNDKSN

Hotch: Charlie, are you in my house?

Charlie: nope 😐

Hotch: I see the past texts..

Charlie: that wasn't me

Hotch: That wasn't you?

Charlie: no..

Derek: so hotchy 😏🤫

JJ: Oh god

Derek: charlie here told us that you have a condom drawer 😉

Hotch: OUT OF MY HOUSE

JJ: HAHAHAHA

Charlie: BUT I WASN'T DONE SEARXHINF

Derek: KEEP SEARCHING

Charlie: BRO I FOUND JACK'S IPAD☝️

Hotch: Are you searching my child's room?

Charlie: jack is the DEFINITION of a sticky ipad kid tf 🙄

Derek: KDNFKSNS

Charlie: THERE ARE FINGER PRINTS AND STICKY SHIT ALL OVER IT

Emily: OH DKDK JERZ

Hotch: OUT

Charlie: no tf

Hotch: GET OUT GET OUT

JJ: Damn he's so pissed 😐

Hotch: You think?

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