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Emily: ATTENTION EVERYOJEEB🤪🤪‼️‼️

JJ: Wtf did she get mauled by a bear or sm

Derek: NOBODY LISTEN TO HER ISTG

Reid: What's going on??

Emily: I FOUND OUT WHO DEREK SIMPS DOE RIS E

Charlie: OMFG WHO? 😫

Rossi: Oh! Who is she?

Emily: *HE KDNNDKSJS

Derek: SHES LYING DONT EVEN I SIMP FOR WOMEN. I LOVE WOMEN 💍💍

Emily: yk there's a think called BEING BI YOU STRAIGHT FUCK

Charlie: okay but we still haven't gotten to hear who

Derek: emily if you say a word istg i will punt you out of a ducking window.

Derek: ducking

Derek: FUCKING*** OMFG

Emily: OKAY OAKY FINE BUT IM TELLING JJ, CHARLIE AND GARCIA

Derek: NOOOO ISRG

Derek: EMILY??

Derek: SHIT CYA

< Derek left the chat >

Hotch: Wow he really doesn't want us to know...

Hotch: So who is he?

JJ: KDNXKSJS BRO EM JUST TEXTED ME

Emily: IKR PLOT RWIST

Charlie: SO I WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LIVE THIS ONE DOWN

Garcia: OMG!!!!

Emily: i may or may not have found this little journal he keeps ;)

Charlie: you. are. a. goddess. 😍💍

Rossi: Who is it?

Emily: IH UH UH UH UH HEL P

Charlie: why don't you let him tell u urself 😏

< Charlie added Derek to the chat >

Charlie: oh dereeeeek 🙃

Derek: die

Emily: yk you wanna tell himmm 😉😉😉

Hotch: Why do I have a feeling that Derek likes Rossi?

Derek: WHY WHY HWY HEY EHY EHY EHY WHY

JJ: HAHAHAHA NOOOOO WTF

Rossi: Okay- I'm going to take that as a compliment.

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