MBTI Shitpost #11 - The Types as Fruit

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- i like berries -


Lemon (INTJ) - suicidal, virgin, dead on the inside


Banana (INTP) - gay, won't pick a fucking hobby


Watermelon (ENTJ) - likes to party, gets the ladies, might die soon


Apple (ENTP) - likes to watch fights they instigated, drinks toilet water


Pineapple (INFJ) - plotting a murder, easily offended


Pear (INFP) - fucking stupid, annoying, screeches randomly


Lime (ENFJ) - likes to fight in garbage, drinks straight vodka


Cherry (ENFP) - really laid-back, no-one hates me except myself


Peach (ISTJ) - i don't get it, might be on drugs


Grape (ISFJ) - likes to collect dead animals, might steal your semen


Blueberry (ESTJ) - "listen to me", "please i mean it"


Mango (ESFJ) - look at my butt, look at my boobs


Orange (ISTP) - wants to leave, hates everyone, likes banter


Coconut (ISFP) - horny 24/7, makes crappy art, high maintenance


Kiwi (ESTP) - jumps off roofs onto cheap tables


Strawberry (ESFP) - will kiss you, "yes honey", greasy


(credit to: metamemory on Tumblr)

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