Class 1-A's Assassin {Hiatus}

Chapter 15: The Conference

Aizawa POV:

It had been 20 minutes since one of my resident problem children had asked for a conference with Nezu and I. It had also been 15 minutes since the award ceremony had ended. Leaving me to wonder of where the hell she had ended up. And then I heard it.

"No. No. NO! I already said that you can't kill anybody! Even if the are a meanie!" But what intrigued me was that there was another voice accompanying my problem child's. "But he tried to hurt my sweet little fruit~" At that comment I decided that I should go see what the hell this conversations was about.

Kya POV:

I had finally collected Hiso-nii from the shady hallway which I left him in. After retrieving him I began to take him towards our meeting with my Caterman and the small genius rat that was also  a principal. 

But this proved to be more difficult than I had anticipated. Hiso-nii finally had the chance to question all of the rules that I had given him before going off to the award ceremony. Like seriously, they were not that questionable that he needed to confirm 'how much bloodlust is too much bloodlust?' or the most dreaded 'But why?'. If I said it was a rule there is obviously a good reason! But he just kept going!

"But my little fruit shouldn't those with questionable morals be punished?" I rolled my eyes, I think Kill-nii has said this before and I am starting to agree. Does my Hiso-nii really have the best moral compass out there? Meh, too late now. I replied with a little quip to my voice, " Yes. They should." He then had the look of someone who just won the argument, "So why can't I kill this flaming piece of garbage that you speak of? It would seem as if death is a fitting punishment." This is when I decided I was done.

"No. No. NO! I already said that you can't kill anybody! Even if they are a meanie!" I was honestly starting to think that Hiso-nii was enjoying this banter for I could see the glint of mischief in his eyes. As if he sensed my annoyance he places a smirk on his face. I know Hiso-nii loves me but he just pushes all of my buttons! 

"But he tried to hurt my sweet little fruit~" At this point the smirk on his face had grown to such a big state that I had finally confirmed that he was really enjoying this. Then a door slammed open.

"Oh, hi Mr. Caterman! Wait where is your cocoon? You need that to survive!!" I rushed up to him (which caused Hiso-nii to follow me into the conference room) but instead of accepting my loving hug, my Caterman just put his hand on my forehead. Which was surprisingly quite the effective method at halting me in my tracks. "Not now problem child. What is important now is answering me in the question of who this reject Ronald McDonald looking ass is?" (Ba da ba bum bum, not sponsored) 

Bloodlust began to fill the room, and it looked as if it were suffocating the genius rat and my precious Caterman. At this point Hiso-nii decided that he would speak up, "On the contrary I am a magician, Hobo man." After this statement i swiftly kicked Hiso-nii in the shin again because I said 'No Bloodlust' already.  Seriously rules! The bloodlust slowly started to dissipate from the room, returning the rooms vibes to normal. Well as normal as it could be when the thirst for death was just floating around but that's fiiiine...

"This is Hiso-nii. My eldest Onii-Chan's boyfriend!" My hands went to there respective places while I showcased Hiso-nii. I looked over to see the small rat genius chuckling and my Caterman sigh while he dragged his hand down his face.

 "Well then, it's nice to meet you Mr.Hiso." The rat genius said. But at this point Hiso-nii butted in, " My name is actually Hisoka, 'Hiso' is reserved for my precious little fruit here." While Hiso-nii said this he instinctively licked his lips when he finished talking. I think this is one of the reasons Killu-nii says my Hiso-nii is creepy. I shrugged, at this point it was a common reaction out of him.

But looking back over at my Caterman and the genius rodent I suddenly realized that this was not a reaction that they found to be standard of a grown man towards a child. The turned to one another with odd looks. 

Then the ratman cleared his throat and continued on with his questioning, "So, Mr. Hisoka, what made you just drop by all of the sudden?" "Well it was not by choice-" That earned Hiso-nii a swift kick to the shin. Hiso-nii looked down at me with confusion apparent in his eyes, my only response was me frantically shaking my head no while shushing him. I swear, he questioned my rules more than memorizing them. 

I let out a false laugh. "Hiso-nii is so silly. He is here because my Onii-Chan asked him to come check on me. I had just disappeared one day so of course he was worried. Hiso-nii said that he is now looking for a place to stay for him and I." My fake laughter continued until Hiso-nii caught on.

"Ah yes, my dear Illumi asked me to go and find her and make sure she was comfortable. He can worry so much about his dear imouto." While Hiso-nii was talking he seemed to be glaring at the two people that could help us. I wonder if he realizes that this does not really help our case with finding a place to live.

I spoke up, "So I guess I was wondering if you could help my Hiso-nii get a job and a place to live. Seeing as our form of currency back at home is suuuper different?" Aizawa sighed, "I'll see what I can do problem child. As long as you have a place to stay I have no problems where it is. Next do you think-" And the door slammed open again cutting Aizawa off mid sentence. What is it with slamming doors open today?

"Now I want to know now the name of the insolent brat that doused me with a fire extinguisher-" This time it was me to interrupt. "It was me you flaming piece of shit for a father." At my comment everybody's eyes went wide (except for my Hiso-nii's). Apparently they thought I was incapable of swearing. Hahah, they were so in for a treat when I got my hands on that no good piece of shit father. 

I had entered what Killu-nii calls back home, the 'Assassin Mode'. I am going to kicks some shins in!