Ask Eteled/ Random Wii Deleted You Oneshots

-Will, just stop.-

Will, from down the school hallway: "Kyle and Sam, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-"

Kyle: "Will, stop it! It's not funny! I don't even like girls that way!"

Will: "Yes you do, stop lying, Kyle! I know you love Sam-"

Nathan: "Dude, stop."

Will: "Admit it, Sam! You have a crush on Kyle, don't you!"

(Nobody but Sam and Kyle can hear Eteled and Red)

Eteled: "People seriously still think that a guy and a girl can't just be friends? They... I don't get it..."

Sam: "One, I'm demiromantic. Which means I don't have romantic feelings towards anyone unless they're my friend-"

Will: "You're lying!-"

Red: "That's it."

Eteled: "Red, don't-"

Red: "I've had enough of this little shit-"

Red quickly possesses Sam just so that he can have the pleasure of slapping some sense into Will.

Eteled: "Kyle, you might want to stop her before Will ends up in the hospital, and Sam ends up suspended-"

Kyle: "Sam!-"