Eteled and Austin hear the sound of Kyle screaming, and turn on the Wii and TV to find Kyle panicking about a spider.
Austin: "WhAt'S AlL oF ThE sCreAmInG fOr- oH... It'S jUsT KyLe bEiNg a ChIcKEn oVEr a tInY sPiDEr..."
Kyle: "What do I do?!"
Eteled: "Uh... Put some gloves on and scoop the spider in a container."
Kyle: "Okay, now what?"
Eteled: "Dump the spider outside."
Kyle: "Okay, okay, okay-"
Kyle dumps the spider out the window.
Eteled: "Not what I had in mind, but that kind of works too..."
Austin: "I'm pReTty sUre tHe sPIdEr wAsN'T eVeN pOisOnOUs..."
Kyle: "I was still scared of it, though!"
Austin: "ChICkEn. BaWk bAwK, yOu'Re a cHIcKEn!"
Eteled: "Austin, stop it-"
Austin: "MaKe Me!"
Eteled quickly grabs his axe, and starts chasing Austin down with it.
Eteled: "You son of a-"
Kyle: "Why do you two act like bickering children? Why does this happen every time...?"
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Ask Eteled/ Random Wii Deleted You Oneshots
RandomRandom Oneshots of what happens when Eteled and everyone else aren't answering questions other players are asking, and random Wii Deleted You Oneshots in general.... Oh, and Red from the NES Godzilla creepypasta is here for some reason.....
