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Xiao: Can you three please be serious for five minutes?
Champions: ...
Akihiko: Our record is four.
Satoshi: But I think we can do it.
Demonic: Good luck to all of us.
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Scaramouche: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Childe: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Scaramouche: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Aether: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
Diluc: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Champions, whispering: Note to self, NEVER wake Diluc up at 3 am.
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Satoshi: *screams*
Demonic: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Paimon: Should we do something?!
Akihiko, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Akihiko: Wait, you like me?? For my personality???
Xiao: I know, I was surprised too.
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Demonic: Kaeya and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Jean, sighing: What did Kaeya do?
Demonic: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Kaeya: Who wants a steering wheel?
Jean: ...
Demonic: It also turns out the dude was someone named Diluc.
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Childe: *gently taps table*
Scaramouche: *taps back*
Signora: What are they doing?
Satoshi: Morse code.
Childe: *aggressively taps table*
Scaramouche: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Akihiko: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.
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Demonic: You're really pushing my buttons.
Satoshi: Which one is mute?
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𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐘𝐕𝐀𝐓?! • genshin impact
FanfictionIn which three friends get isekai'd into Genshin Impact and help Aether find his sister. Watch the trio stupidly make their way through the Genshin timeline. (This is not an xreader, sorry to disappoint, but you are free to imagine yourself as one o...
