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:) ( ik this has been done a lot but im bored and find it funny still- )
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Gov: What do you have?

Flo: A knife! :D

Gov: N O 

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Tenn: Why are you smiling?

Tex: What? I can't be happy?

Ala: He pushed Oklahoma down the stairs.

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Flo: I wanna give you some advice.

Gov: ...ok?

Flo: If a door say "push" you pull, it's not directions it's a challenge.

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Cali: Hey can I have a sip of that water? 

Loui: It's not water.

Cali: Oh vodka That's cool too.

Loui: Vinegar.

Cali:  What?

Loui: This is vinegar pussy.

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Utah:  Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffled my feathers!

All of the northeast: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK!

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Cali: I need help dealing with a...problem, any suggestions?

Oreg: Knife.

Cali : ...

Cali: Any other suggestions?

Wash: Bigger knife.

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Gov: (Pick's up the phone) What do you want Florida I'm busy?

Flo: Do you think drinking 36 can's of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?  

Gov: ...

Gov: I'm on my way.

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Gov: Did you guy's buy the egg's like I asked?

Flo: Something even better!

Gov: what did you do...?

Tex: (Holds up a chicken) This is Kyle. 

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Tex: Crushes are the worst.

Cali: Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid. 

Tex: Pffft you're always actin stupid.

Cali: Yeahhhh don't think to hard about that.

Tex: ...

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Flo: Okay we got to get threw this locked door. Gov, quick, give me your credit card!

Gov: here.

Flo: (pockets it) Cool, Tex kick the door open!

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( This was fun lol, I hope I did ok! :D )

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