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Utah: Colorado, that's for children 6 and up?

Colo with Legos: Yeah and I'm part of the "up".

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Flo: How much for the horse tornado?

Cali: That's a carousel?

Flo: I must have it ! 

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Loui: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all  invited !

Tex: "If".

Cali: Great, the only party I've ever been invited too and he might not even die.

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Flo: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Tex: I witnessed the dumb stuff. 

Cali: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Loui: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Gov: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.

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Conn on the phone with mass: What are you doing?

Mass playing video games: The dishes.

Conn: Did I hear a laser gun?

Mass: This is a bad neighborhood. 

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Utah: Ari would throw himself in front of a car for you.

New Mex: Ari would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.

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Flo: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Ny: You're a hazard to society.

Mass: And a coward do 20.

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Hawaii: I wish I had the ability to make guys really nervous.

I.D.C: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

Gov: As a guy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.

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Colo: My mind is like an internet browser.

Utah: Explain?

Colo: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music's coming from.

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Ny: In light of what you did today you can hug me for 4 to 5 seconds.

Cali: Forty five seconds !!!

Ny: Four to five seconds !!!

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:D 

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