DHMIS stuff - oneshots, headcanons and bullshit

Fears + more shit (-)

Eyo so uh I currently have 9 drafts I'm working on in total (yes I counted), but I've just been really busy lately, so no real stories for a while, my apologies. Have some headcanons instead

Fears

Doi is scared of a lot (mostly due to the trauma from the lessons), mostly bugs, anything green, clouds, heights, flowers, anything kitchen or food related, clocks, electronics, cameras, nightlights, stars, big things (like buildings, statues etc.) and a LOT more

Robin is scared of anything kitchen or food related, clocks, bugs, germs, diseases, small spaces, the dark

Harry is scared of Roy, opinions from others about him, being on a stage, social interaction, talking a lot in general, parties, electronics, anything creativity related, wearing revealing clothes (this dude will wear turtlenecks even when it's a fucking sauna outside)

Sketch is really afraid of thunderstorms, dogs, the deep (ocean), being replaced, being recorded/on camera, spiders

Tony is scared of dogs, his friends getting hurt, being replaced, technology up to a point (insert that one vine), romance, disobeying rules

Shrignold is not scared of a lot, but he doesn't really like storms, birds, being replaced, small spaces, being inside for too long

Gilbert has a lot of social anxiety so he doesn't talk a lot, fire, smoke, dehydration, giving the wrong answer to something, being replaced

Lucy, again, isn't scared of a lot, but she tends to freak out whenever she accidentally touches a dirty surface, being replaced, cats, viruses

Colin is scared of being replaced, Gilbert for some reason, germs, viruses, dirt, the outside world (he looks at trees and screams), bad internet connection/slow WiFi

Stanley is scared of losing his family (not just the food gang, he sees the others as family as well), others opinions about him, the dark, jumpscares, being replaced

Fredrick is scared of losing his family, germs, dust, spiders, being replaced, feeling empty (both figuratively and literally)(y'know...cuz he's a fridge....)

Sally is barely scared of anything, instead everyone is scared of her. But she's really attached to her family, and doesn't want to be replaced (just like all the others)(it's a common fear for teachers actually)

BB is scared of Shrignold, butterflies, birds, being replaced, anything cult related, being alone, honestly anything that has to do with Shrignold and the cult really

The twins are scared of being replaced and losing each other

Lamp dude is scared of nightmares, dreams and sleeping (the irony), so he stays up all night watching over the others, making sure they don't have nightmares (yeah that's really sweet and all but sweetie you haven't slept in like 6 years take a fucking break)

Now for some more random shit :

- the gang have a lot of sleepovers, with karaoke, truth or dare, pillow fights, watching movies and making popcorn without the lid on the pan (seriously that's the best fucking thing ever)
- also Tony is a god at applying make up
- because they used to teach kids, they have a bit of a childish side. But this side doesn't really mix well with the insane psychopath side so chaos ensues
- like they'll play something called "hide and bash" which is pretty much hide and seek but the seeker has a sledgehammer and uses it to bash the skulks of the hiders
- they also play a lot of Russian roulette
- but then they also act like kids sometimes
- like going to the carnival and completely freak out because they're so darn excited
- they'll just run around buying candy and stuff with this bigass smile on their faces
- until they start brutally murdering everyone of course
- seeing as they don't have any actual genders, if they were to fall in love, gender wouldn't matter to them (so they're basically all pansexual)
- Gilbert and Lucy weren't originally that messed up, mostly the others, seeing as they didn't teach, but they decided to run away with the others anyway