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Guys

jk:
yo

Jim:
this doesn't sound like a good 'guys'

oh no
it's good

jk:
do tell 👀

so when Hoseok first gave me his phone number right

Jim:
left

do you want me to tell you or not?

Jim:
proceed

and basically I typed his number in wrong
and messaged the wrong person
then accidentally texted that same person again because their contact was under Hoseok's and I just got them mixed up

Jim:
don't tell me this is like the hui situation

Well

jk:
oh god

funny you should say that

Jim:
how many girls did you bully in highschool for it to be another one of them

😐
it was hui dumbass

jk:
wait it was hui you texted instead of Hoseok?

yup

jk:
but how I thought you still had her number and that she just blocked you or whatever

Well obviously both of us must of gotten a new number in the 3 years that've passed

Jim:
did you actually tell her it's you this time

she actually told me her name first
After I asked
then I told her who I was

jk:
what did she say then?

Suprisingly
she wasn't pissed
I apologised again and told her how much I regret everything I did
which I do

Jim:
either that or you were an absolute downer for like 5 months for nothing

jk:
if she wasn't pissed then how did she react?

she just kept saying that although she hadn't really forgiven me
which is fair enough
that it's all in the past and shit like that

jk:
damn
we're months older than her and she's still more mature than all of us combined

Jim:
so are you guys cool now or what?

Well I basically just said that if she really wanted to just forget about it all
then we should just start over
and she did
she literally reintroduced herself like nothing happened
and I did the same

Jim:
what kinda twisted 'how I met your mother' shit is this

jk:
have you said anything else to each other or was that the last conversation you had

that was the last conversation we had

jk:
Well
lucky you ig lmao
you managed to get a girl who you bullied and traumatised for 2 years to talk to you again 3 years later like nothing ever happened

when you put it that way it makes me seem like a manipulative jackass

Jim:
that's because you were one lol
but you grew up
you're not a total ass anymore
and you're lucky to have found someone kind enough to see that
and to appreciate it

you guys are acting like you weren't dicks in highschool too lol

jk:
no we definitely were
we were indirect dicks tho
whereas you focused all of your dickieness on one person

Jim:
you should be happy tho
a new word was invented soully to describe your behaviour
'dickieness' 🙌

I feel like I'm just being slated at this point

jk:
nah we're happy for you man

thanks

jk:
you dick :)

Jim:
the biggest dick :))

😐
much appreciated guys

jk:
you're welcome 😌