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Claude: My house, my rules

Athanasia: My knife, yo life

Claude: oh-

Felix: oh, ok

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Jeanette: Dad hates sweets

Athanasia: oh well he hates kids too and he has us!

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Claude: *At a meeting* Hello my name's Claude and I'm an alcoholic- oh, wait wrong meeting

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Claude: *Stares at Estelle*

Filex: *Stares at Estelle*

Estelle: *Looking at Claude in awe*

Claude: . . . . Want a beer?

Felix: She's 5!

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Athanasia(Age10) : Elmers glue. It can hold anything together!

Lily: Really?

Athanasia: Except my deteriorating relationship with my dad. Nothing can hold that together.

Lily:😥 . . . . really?

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Filex: Wemon are Queen's!

Claude: If she breaths, SHE'S A THOTTTT!

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Claude: Your such a pain.

Athanasia: Then why don't you sell me to a rabbit instead!

Claude:💢 At least a rabbit would behave better then you!

Athanasia:*stomping to her room * Go ahead, you'll be happy because it will be smarter then me too!

Claude: And quiterrrrrrrr!

Athanasia: YOU'LL LIKE IT CUZ IT'S STINKY LIKE YOU! *Slmas room door*

Claude: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

Athanasia:*opens door* I ALREADY AM IN MY ROOM! (Wtf)

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Felix: Hey Athy!

Athanasia(Age5) : Yea?

Filex: Do you remember the day you were born?

Athanasia: No, but uh. . . I remember when the ground opened up and I crawled out of hell.😊

Filex: . . . . Someone get the doctor now.

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