tfw *steals a boat*

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after filming about 6 imposter videos, i decide to go make a snack.
when i walk into the kitchen i turn right back around because there is a CREATURE licking everything in there

when i walk into the kitchen i turn right back around because there is a CREATURE licking everything in there

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"MELONE COME GET YOUR BOY"
oh well. i guess ill play subway surfers or something 🚃🏃‍♂️
when i check my phone i have a text from vitello!! epic 😎

'do you wanna go fishing. tiz and squalo insist we go fishing to catch some octopus shark thing'

fishing....i think pesci likes that right.

'lemme ask proscuitto hol up'

"hey proscuitto. theres a thing in the kitchen eatin your mother marys. can i take pesci fishing tho"
he just waves me away and feeds risotto more pills 😳

'ok ill meet you there' 😏

🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

vitello pov 😎😎

"yesss fishing~ you see our super cool statue we got here-we gotta catch one

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"yesss fishing~ you see our super cool statue we got here-we gotta catch one. take us fishing or well put monkeys on everything thats yours"

"ok but i dont want to bring secco because hell probably drown and im not facing the wrath of ciocolatta for that"

"yea he cant come on the boat. make carne watch him" squalo pointed me out of the room

wait. boat??

"you got a boat???? from where"

"places. go get carne" 👋

i dont wannaaaaaaa he kinda freaks me out 😰 but if it means secco not drowning, on a mystery boat, ok..

i knock on carnes scary scary door (sheet????)

i knock on carnes scary scary door (sheet????)

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"hi i. have a favor to ask??"

"come in"
DID HE JUST SPEAK?

ok, im gonna head in and pray for my return

ok, im gonna head in and pray for my return

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UM. UM. UM. MAYBE ILL BRING SECCO INSTEAD

"i-uh-y-ca-canyouwatchseccowhileileaveforalittlebitthanksBYE"

i leave as fast as i entered

"ok. ill lock his room. cant leave."

AH.

🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣

i bring the lads to meet rose at the docks. shes there with the weird green haired guy and a mirror.

"whats the mirror for??"
"oh, illuso and formaggio insisted they film while were here. so i brought em in here"

"okay squalo. what boat did you get??"

 what boat did you get??"

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"oh um. uhhh...."
"number 4" tiziano whispered to him.

"yeah number 4. i definitely bought it. can anyone here drive a boat?"

i sure as hell cannot

"i will!" rose jumped on and we followed her

"HEY WHY ARE YOU GUYS TAKING MY BOATS YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR TH-"
some old guy ran after us as we pulled away

rose hit the gas (i guess you can do that on a boat???) and sped outta there. we really just stole a boat 🧍‍♂️

oh well- lets go fishin 😎🎣

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