...and other shenanigans. Youve been hired as a dogsitter by some doctor named Cioccolata. He didnt tell you anything about the dog, or about the house, or the freaks living in it. This is your story *law and order sound*
we are in the ocean for real now!! theres dolphins jumping around, seagulls everywhere, some guys dancing around a head on the boat next to us. wait hold on what-
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HUH. anyways anyways. i havent caught a single fish yet!!! tiziano and squalo are just taking snapchat pictures and illuso and formaggio have yet to film a video
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"um...miss rose.....im not feeling very good.........i think im sea sick" pesci starts to tug on roses arm "i dont know man. throw up over the side" "HOLD ON LEMME GET MY CAMERAAAAAA" forma popped out and got film ready. eww...
"haaaang on a second...um vitello~????" tiziano snapped at me then pointed to the floor "what? OH SHIT" secco crawled up and started to chew on various parts of the boat "HOW DID YOU GET HERE??? I THOUGHT CARNE LOCKED YOU UP???" "gave anime pillow!!! easy!!!! want swim...." i grab him before he jumps into the water full of...i dont even know what those creatures are.
wait...how far out ARE we????
"um tiz...squalo....where is this thing youre looking for anyway??" tiziano looks up from his phone and points to the water "oh like. right there~lemme snap a pic then we can catch it!"
wait what
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WHERE ARE WE???? "YOOOO🙊😲😲😲😲 WHAT IS UP YOUTUBE▶️▶️ TODAAAAY WE ARE CATCHING 🎣🎣 SOME ✋ SEA MONSTERSSSSS🐉🦈🐙 WITH THESE GUUUYS 😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪" illuso and formaggio have come in full swing with their channel intro, making sure to zoom in on all of the monster things and on all of us. "secco if you jump in this water so help me god i will never let you have wet food again"
pesci casts his fishing line to try to hook the shark-topus thing.
"GUYS I THINK. I THINK I CAUGHT IT!!!!" we all watch as he reels this thing in
"BROOOO no waaaay bro!!!!! we gotta get your pic with this thing man!!!!" formaggio started taking probably 100 pictures and posting them on all of his socials, while this creature started to move around on the boat.
"babe omg!! i cant wait to bring this thing home- ciocolatta can like, stuff it or we can keep it in the tub-since nobody uses it anyway- and we can name it, and dress it up, and-" and then the boat flipped.
