rye
honest questionthe loml
oh no.rye
what exactly gets a guy hardthe loml
i don't know what i expected but
it certainly wasn't thatdo you not know how a boner works
rye
no believe me. i've had my experiencesbut i'm going to a dinner with rowan's
parents in an hour so he came over
to pick me up but like i had to finish my
hair so i went upstairsbut i had to ask him something so i turned
around and this man is sitting on my
couch with a pillow on his lap staring up
at me and i just. what the hellthe loml
oh dearrye
"oH dEaR" I AM HAVING A CRISISIS IT MY DRESS?? IS IT MY SHOWER
HAIR??? WILL I EVER KNOW????the loml
well. i mean. he's probably attracted to
you then. or he saw you and got horny-rye
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYCLAY. BRAD. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
IM AFRAJD TO GO DOWNSTAIRSthe loml
when do you have to be at the restaurant?rye
LIKE HALF AN HOURIS THAT ENOIGH TIME TO BANG
WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG I
DONT WANNA BANG HIMHOW LONG DID TOU LASR WITH GREG
the loml
i'm not gay, first of all-second of all- just cuz he got a boner
doesn't mean he'll act on it ya knowrye
you're rightmy ego is just through the roof
the loml
DID YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO HAPPEN??rye
I MEANNO?
the loml
RYE????????????rye
LEAVE ME ALONE IM PANICKINGthe loml
do your hair and take a pic and send it
to me i wanna seerye
THE ONLY REASON YOU WANT TO
SEE IS BECAUSE I GAVE A FUCKING
GUY A FUCKINF BONER AND YOU
WANT TO SEE THE OUTFITthe loml
:(rye
i admit that was harshbut at the same time
no <3
wish me luck they're basically rich
and i'm a broke college student that
barely gets off of rent 🤪the loml
:((((( but you sent my friend a face picrye
oh wow look at the time i gotta go
sheeeeeesh see ya later i guess-
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