𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧!

clay
how's it going, number girl?

iris
i'm gonna pass out

clay
what? why?

iris
AC broken. i'm sweating my ass off.
it's getting fixed though. somehow i won
a stranger's heart and they tipped
well and i will have fresh air

clay
you could always, you know... come over ;)

iris
brad, are you inviting me into your bed?

clay
not anymore now that you called me brad :/

iris
should i call you something else, then?

clay
i can think of a few things

iris
slow your roll cowboy,
i'm already hot and bothered
and it's because florida fckn sucks

clay
sounds like you need to get out of the house

iris
and you sound like you have a plan

clay
i might've hidden a gift card for a
nice, cold shake in the ice cream shop.

iris
is this a way for you to try and
meet up with me?

clay
i don't know, is it?

all i know is that your AC is
broken, and your apartment
must be hot and humid and
unbearably stuffy

iris
shut up.

clay
and shakes at Nando's are cold, sweet, refreshing....
and you can get unlimited toppings...
you could have it nicely blended...
you could get out of the house...
and it would allll be for free....

iris
you're such a dick

clay
aren't you getting dressed to go?

iris
wouldn't you like to know.

clay
well...
jokes aside, lucky for you, i'm
busy rn so you can enjoy it in peace.

iris
what are you serious?

clay
yeah.

why, did you want to see me?

10 MINUTES LATER

iris
no.

clay
oh you totally did, didn't you.

iris
you can't just lead me on like that :/

clay
do you want me to come?

iris
not anymore, i look like a homeless person

clay
got something against homeless people?

iris
not when i'm trying to impress someone.

clay exhaled, trying to get air into his lungs because he'd held his breath texting her. george knew who he was messaging, and screamed at him to help him with the geoguesser round.