Sirius : We have already been to five doctors. I had my ankles microwaved
James : X - rayed.
Sirius : They took my blood away to use for science!
James : Cholesterol test.
Sirius : James had his sinuses ... removed?
James : Looked at.
Sirius : Some guy looked at my wiener. Touched it - that was weird .
James : And that guy wasn't even a doctor.
Sirius : .....
Sirius : What?
