Peter : Here Remus, we can learn how to get girls together! Sirius gave me this book so it's bound to work
Remus : that's great
Peter : (reading) How to know she's crazy about you!
1. She always touches you
2. She always feeds you
3. She gives you cute nicknames
Sirius : *bursts into the room* MOONCAKES !!!!
Remus : oh god
Sirius : I got you some chocolate cause it's your favorite! *Rubbing Remus' cheeks* make sure you don't eat it too fast my little moonpie- *leaves*
Peter : looks like you don't need this
