James : So .. I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.
Sirius : No James it's not what it looks like. I swear!
James : Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealousy?
Sirius : No, Prongs, you are the only one for me.
James : Is that so?
Sirius : I swear to god! Remus and I are only dating, ok? He's my boyfriend!
James : So there are no best-friends feelings involved?
Sirius : You are still my one and only best friend! He's just love of my life, nothing more!
James : But I'm still the platonic love of your life right?
Sirius : Of course bro!
James : Bro!
Lily & Remus : What the-
