*Australia calls Japan on the phone*
Japan: Australia! Hello, my love! Its nice to talk to you! I love you so much! When can we spend more time together!
Australia, borrowing someone's phone: hello Japan, how'd you know it was me?
Japan: oh, I answer every call like that.
-----Earlier that day-----
Japan, getting a call: Australia! Hello, my love! Its nice to talk to you! I love you so much! When can we spend more time together!
China, who was calling her: ...I'm not Australia
