@OfficialV5Miku wanted me to turn their Vocaloid incorrect quotes into countryhumans soo...
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Russia: Belarus, have you seen my vodka?
Belarus: Yea in the fridge next to the potatos since thats all we have- (never enough potatoes)
Russia: THANKS!
*.000000005642364 seconds later*
Russia: Bela, I'm stuck in the fridge. Help!
Belarus: WTF
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Argentina: Yoooo Brazil, I'm alive
Brazil: I am probably going to die in 5 hours
Argentina: that's gre- wait what?
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Spain: UK I swear to god if I find you drinking tea again-
UK, drinking tea: What?
Spain: .....Where's the limes?
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America: Hi, welcome to Applebee's would you like apples or bees?
EU: ummm..... The bees?
America: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES
EU: Wait wha-
Canada, walking into the room: *furiously shaking a jar of bees*
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Japan: OK who ate my sushi, China?
China: I don't like sushi
Japan: Soviet?
Soviet: I don't like food
NK: It was SK
Japan: SKKKKKKKKK
SK: Its mine now-
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French monarchy: I know how to yeet a child. First you pick up the child. *picks up French republic* Then you hold the child over your head, *holds Republic over her head* then throw as hard as you can. *yeets French republic*
French Republic: *sad French noises*
French Empire: WHO YEETED THE CHILD-
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Prussia: *intensely playing the flute*
RE: Prussia, Stop-
Prussia: *continues the play the flute*
RE: Its 2am, stop playing battle songs on the flute-
Prussia, playing even more intensely: *NEVER*
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Vatican: *spraying his eyes with holy water*
Italy: ummmm..... Vatican, what are you doing? (i almost typed 'water are you doing)
Vatican: I have sinned-
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And thats all
