Inspired by Scandinavia and the world
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England: I've created this new union (UK) you should join
Ireland: how about no
England: *attempts to tranq ire*
Ire: what are you doing?
Eng: why isn't this working?!? *Keeps shooting tranq darts*
Ire: would you stop that?
Eng: oh bloody hell *gets a big stick and wacks ire over the head to knock him out*
Ire: *is unconscious*
Eng: finally
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Ire: *wakes up* what happened?
Scotland: so he got you to?
Ire: he hit me over the head
Scot: did he try using tranquilizers with you as well?
Ire: yea, they didn't work.
Scot: perhaps his tranq is faulty?
Ire: probably
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Redheads need more anesthesia than most people, and (after googling this) Scotland has the highest rates of red haired people (13%) in the world, with Ireland at second (10%)
And england would probably be the kind of person to try something like this, although he didn't tranq many people after this
