Spiderman fieldtrips

deadpool

Sorry spideypool shippers this is a parley story but I will do a spideypool one at some point if people want that

Peters pov

"Bye Harls" I say as I walk out to the balcony on our floor, he comes into the room from our room obviously just out of the shower because his hair is still wet

"Bye darlin' " he says and kisses me "you meeting deadpool?"

"Probably" I say "don't worry though I'll keep him out of trouble"

"I'm certain you will" Harley says with a smile "see you later?"

"Yeah, maybe we could even bump into Iron Lad?" I say and he laughs

"Maybe you will"

Time skip.

I swing to our usual spot and sit waiting for the merc with the mouth, I can feel my spidey senses tingling and when I turn around I see exactly what I was expecting

Deadpool creeping up behind me trying to scare me, I raise my eyebrows even though I know he won't see them

"Ughhhh, Babyboy" Deadpool says and I laugh "I can never scare you"

"I know you can't" I say "it's literally one of my superpowers"

"Yeah I know but I was hoping to get your powers by surprise" deadpool says and I just stare at him confused

"Lets go baby boy" deadpool says grabbing my hand but I quickly take it back, he looks at me confused but continues "who are we  unaliving first? I vote Harley Stark"

"What! why? Also we're unaliving no one" I say, why does he want to kill Harley?

"Oh well" Deadpool says and jumping onto my back "lets go patrolling"

"Okay" I laugh and jump off the building making deadpool scream right in my ear

Deadpool doesn't know my identity and I don't know his, but he really tries to find out mine and sometimes that can be annoying like right now as I'm swinging he's screaming and trying to pull off my mask

I land on a roof and push him away "what, spidey?" He says and I roll my eyes "oh look there's Harley Stark!" He says and I turn around and see Iron Lad flying

No one knows that I'm the son of a Romanoff and Steve Rogers ot that I'm spidey but everyone knows that Harley is the son of Tony Stark and is Iron lad

Harley lands beside me and Deadpool puts his hands to his face and gasps "oh my god, Iron Lad" He shrieks

"I thought you wanted to kill him?" I ask and see Harley look at me surprised but deadpool just covers my mouth with his hand

"Don't listen to him he's crazy" deadpool says then whisper shouts to me "don't tell him that"

"So hi spider-man, hi deadpool" harley says and I smile at him but he can't see through the mask "what are yous doing? It looked like you were- fighting?"

"No we're fine" I say "you're welcome to stay though"

"I should get back to the tower, dad wants me to help in the labs" Harley says and I groan internally, I really miss helping Harley and Tony in the labs but we never are all free at the same time

"Okay bye" I say and deadpool pushes over to hug Harley, that's weird

"Emm bye deadpool" Harley says struggling to push deadpool away which makes me laugh "bye spidey" he says and takes off back to the tower