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Why Him? (Ren x Iskall)

Iskall and Ren were both secret agents for some society that was almost never spoken of. But they hated each other. Both were show-offs and quiet often feuded with each other about dumb things. The society was called HSSOP. Hermit Secret Society Of Protection, HSSOP for short. They ever rarely got along. So one day while getting listed a suicide mission, Xisuma, the head of Boards, decided to pair Iskall and Ren. They were the best fighter and medic, they practically needed each other. But they hated each other, more than anything.

"I'm not going on a mission with this weirdo!" Ren stated as he followed Xisuma.
"Well, your going to have to, deal with it, Ren"

Iskall walked up to Ren with their hands in their pockets. Ren turned to face the Swede.
"I don't like you, get that straight alright?"
"I know, do I look like I care?" Iskall replied, they  really didn't care.
Ren sighed, and then spoke.
"I suppose we should get ready, and practice our powers huh?"
"Hmm, yeah" Iskall replied, half paying attention.

So Iskall was busy in the practice room, practicing his ice powers, Ren was with him, transforming into a wolf from time to time, so that way they could fight. So after a few hours they did that. Ren practiced patching up injuries when he was fixing up Iskall after practice. A few days passed and then the day came for the suicide mission. Ren and Iskall set off into the woods together, heading towards the city. Aque Town. It used to be such a wonderful place, but now, ever since it was being run by mafia guys, it has turned to corruption. Getting it back was a suicide mission in itself. Only the best could get it back. Ren and Iskall. They walked into the city, its lights were shining and noises were blaring. They walked around.
"Where would the mafia boss's tower be?" Ren asked
"There" Iskall said as they pointed to the tallest tower in Aque Town.
"Well, lets go" Ren spoke.

After a few minutes they were walking through the foyer of the tower's lobby. Ren pulled out his gun and hid it behind his back as they both walked up to the reception desk. A silencer.
"Ahem, Hello" Ren said
"Hello, may I help you?" The woman said
"Uh yea..." Ren stopped to listen, he heard quiet footsteps behind them, then continued
"Im not really sure actually" Ren said with a dark look on his face. Footsteps got closer. The receptionist looked around, nervous. Iskall gently pulled out their gun. They shot the receptionist through the desk, the silencer made it quiet. The only sound was the head of the receptionist slamming onto the desk. Ren immediately spun around with Iskall
following him. They launched bullets around the room at the guys who were going to kill them. Each of their bodies fell to the ground in a great swoop. Blood splattered, red dots stained both of their clothes. They continued along the building. Till they got to the top. Where the boss was. Of course he had well trained men up there to protect him. Iskall and Ren appeared out of the stair unit. Big buff guys stood there. Ready for a fight. Immediately Ren transformed into a werewolf, and Iskall's hands formed ice spears. A grin spread on both faces.

"Lets dance"

Ren jumped out and started to maul one of the guys. Blood splattered everywhere and human flesh and meat was torn about like some sort of sick confetti. Iskall formed ice spears one after another and impaled a few guys to the wall. Blood mixing with the solid cold ice. Ren launched on a few more guys. Blood continued to spray across the room. If you thought that they were drenched in blood you should've seen them now. They were covered in the drippy red stuff, from head to toe.
"Shall we" Ren said with a smile.
"We shall" Iskall said back with a chuckle. Each of them started to warm up to each other. They walked into the room where the mafia boss resided. The mafia boss was staring out the window with a drink in hand. They sniffed from across the room. Then they spoke.
"Finally come to defeat me, eh?" they had a harsh Italian accent. Neither agents replied.
"Hmm, I suppose time has come for me. But not without a fight" They said as their voice got deeper. They turned around and pressed a button the locked the doors.
"Theres no escape now"  The boss spoke evilly.
"Do you want me to shoot this guy?" Iskall whispered to Ren.
"No, I wanna see what he can do"

"Come, come, to the desk" The boss spoke.
Ren and Iskall approached the desk and sat down at the two chairs. Ren flashed a smile to Iskall and turned back to face the boss. The boss gave a lecture about what Ren and Iskall should be doing with their lives. But when the boss asked if they had any last words. Ren cheekily said:
"I think life is well spent when you do stuff like me. Because I'll probably never do this again"

Ren stood up and grabbed Iskall. Then charged out the glass window, they had jumped. Their parachutes opened. When they got from a far away distance, Ren pressed a red button he pulled out from his pocket. Then the building exploded from the top. Pieces and chunks of building exploded from the top of the building. Fire and smoke came from the building, sparks, sparks of love. Iskall and Ren looked at each other, and as the second bang went off and then... their lips clashed in a sweet way as the building exploded in the background. As they parted Iskall immediately spoke.
  
        "I think I'm in love"