Grian: what soup would you fuck
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Ex: I guess seggs is bouncy
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Iskall: Do you eat your people with or without the shell?
Xisuma:
Keralis:
Etho: With the shell
Xisuma and Keralis: 👀
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Cleo: Sun's out, buns out, bitch
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Grian: Sand is just crunchy pucker powder
Zedaph: I love how I know what you're talking about
Impulse: I hate how I know what you're talking about
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Grian: WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY SQUISHMALLOWS COLLECTION?!
Iskall whispering to Mumbo: he knows
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Cub: shh... the baby is sleeping
also Cub: ( viciously shakes baby )
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Xisuma: Vegetables deserve more love
Grian, Scar, Zedaph, and Ren: (shoving candy into their faces)
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Mumbo: Why is Grian crying?
Iskall: His cookies are too good for the world, is what he said
Grian: (loud sobbing as he locks his cookie recipe in the vault)
Iskall, putting a hand on Grian's shoulder: It's for the best...
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Ren: The sexiest state, go
Grian: Alabama
Iskall: Florida
Etho: Nevada
Doc, coming in from no where: the liquor store
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Etho: (eats non-cooked rice)
Beef: What the fuck is he-
Doc: Shhh, theres a master at work
Bdubs: (silently crying while saluting)
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Grian: Nyaaaa!~~~
Mumbo: (hides in corner and cries)
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Fanfictionhonestly, i wanted to make a book for oneshots of hermitcraft (contains multishipping and poly ships). I will be inserting my own oc, (you get to find that out later) ALSO in this universe Evil Xisuma and Xisuma are brothers (i will NOT be shipping...
