Boyfriend: Skibidi bop mm dada-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
This book contains the following media:
-Friday Night Funkin (obviously)
-Some Newgrounds content (ex. Pico's School, Tankmen, etc.)
-Spooky Month (Sr. Pelo)
-FNF fan mods, both OCs (ex. Whitty, Carol...
Welcome to episode 2 of me staying up past 12 am to write pointless unoriginal sh*t.
Before we begin, I mentioned in my Myra x reader chapter that I wanted to add a headcanon about her watching the musical, Wicked. I kid you not, I was about to re-watch the Mystic Myra week again on YouTube and an ad for Wicked appeared.
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I can't make this up guys!😭 It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to screenshot it! I'm sure I have given you all crossover ideas at this point.
Anyways, onto the quotes!
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⚠️Hinted/Implied spoilers for the VS Shaggy Mod, be careful!!!⚠️
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Girlfriend: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Girlfriend: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Daddy Dearest: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Boyfriend: All the time.
Daddy Dearest: Then you should be used to it by now.
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Boyfriend: Beep.
[Insert Angry Character Here]: WHAT.
Boyfriend: BEEP!
[Insert Angry Character Here]: WHAT DOES BEEP MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????"
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Selever: What is this!?
Sarvente: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, son.
Selever: Ow! Make it stop!
Sarvente: Surrender to your kindness, Selever. It's nice to be nice. ^^
Selever: Your guilt is strong, mother. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness! >:)
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Boyfriend: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Carol: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Senpai: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Girlfriend: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Pico: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Daddy Dearest: Wow. Once again, I am under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people. How inconsiderate of you.
