Nathan Doesn't Know When He Was Born

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Me: Matilda, what year were you born?

Matilda: 1980.

Me: What about you, Kelly?

Kelly: 1984.

Me: What about you, Frank?

Frank: 1950.

Me: What about you, Irene?

Irene: 1983.

Me: What about you, Richard?

Richard: 1987.

Me: What about you, Robin?

Robin: 1996.

Me: What about you, Melinda?

Melinda: 1976.

Me: What about you, Angela?

Angela: 2004.

Me: What about you, Alan?

Alan: 1997.

Me: And, what about you, Nathan?

Nathan: Um..... I don't know.

Alan: You don't remember your birthyear?

Nathan: No! I think, 1969. Or, was it 1962?

SkittishReflections: Nathan, how old are you?

Nathan: 50, going on 51. I am turning 51, this year.

SkittishReflections: Then, 1970 is your birthyear.

Nathan: *realizes* Oh! 1970!! I was born the same year as DMX!

Trevor: Also, Melissa McCarthy! How can you not remember your birthyear? Moron!








This story was written on Wednesday, July 28th, 2021.

A/N Nathan doesn't remember his birthyear?! 1970! Hello? Unbelievable! He was probably stupid, ever since he was a kid! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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