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̗̀✎ deimos hc's

his voice >>>

-i don't think he's the type to admit to having feelings, if you fall first he'd tease you until you confess or if he falls first he'd flirt until you'd start to like him (hmm if that makes sense)

-also doesn't like admitting to being jealous either but he's sooo bad at hiding it. he'll literally be glaring

-if you hug him you get this weird but oddly nice mix of cigarettes and cologne, calls it his man musk

-loves taking your hand and giving you hand kisses

-contrary to tricky he forgets everything, so he tries to write everything down. you can find a sheet of paper he carries around full of stuff you said you liked, hated etccccc

-if you tell him you like something he will research ALL about it and then casually mention it in conversation, and you're like "omg you know about that!?" he loves seeing your surprised face lol

-he's the type of boyfriend to dote on you a lot. expect hearing "you're so cute" "how are you so cute? "cutie" a lot.

-squishes you face and kisses all over it, pulls on your cheeks too. basically he likes touching your face

-hates vegetables (ik this is random)

-he's a smart idiot if you know what i mean? he knows how to hack but can't cook an egg for the life of him

-he just really likes smelling you...you always smell good

-holds you in his arms when he talks to someone (probably sanford)

-he is SLOW, can't run fast at all cause of his lungs. if you took something from him and ran he'd just give up

-speaking of his smoking he'd try to cut down because you guys are together. he lights one up, remembers you and sighs, putting it out </3

-looooves going on dates, but since you guys don't really have time for it he calls random activities dates. like your "killing-a-bunch-of-grunts" date

-he is very patient. if he's teaching you how to do something difficult and you don't get it he will gladly sit with you and help you through it. doesn't make you feel like an idiot either. "yeah? does this make sense?"

-keeps a cute lil picture of you in his pocket :)

-loves making you angry on purpose (but not too angry, he values his life)

-if you guys suddenly lock eyes he will wink at you, he just does it instinctually at this point

-if you like a computer game but can't buy it i'm sure he'd find some way to get it for free, he's also scarily good at video games too but doesn't usually play them

-sometimes he thinks about putting you in a shirt that says 'I'M DATING DEIMOS' but never says anything

-will tickle you at any given opportunity....be careful

-an insomniac. doesn't usually sleep so he settles with holding you in his arms while you sleep. maybe staring at the ceiling

-most fun boyfriend ever 10/10