mfw when the dondra lore is explained to tsum tsum eichi

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so like

kaoru bailed rei out

he back

rei wants to continue crime

rei walks to the backrooms of eichi hooters.

"hey little guy."

"Sakuma, hello. May I ask why you're here?"

"look im going to make this quick im gonna put a bomb in you. not sexually but im gonna put it in you."

"what"

rei turns eichi off and sticks the bomb in him and connects his phone to the bomb for something special.

he sighs

"that was hard"

he hears footsteps

"FUCK i gotta get out of here"

rei runs out of the restaurant that is soon to blow.

"huh? whats his problem"

willbum questions

"what is this thing"

"its off soo lemme turn it nack on."

he turns eichi back on

"WILLBUM AFON?"

"TENSHOUIN EICHI?!"

"CURSE YOU AND ENNARD! YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT! I HOPE YOU DIE."

"LOOK IM SORRY. ENNARDS SORRY TOO."

"UH HUH."

"ill make a promise to you. with this bomb, rei can be president of antarctica."

"what"

"eichi, leo cheated on izumi with vp! crazy right?! then they had to break up. they had evidence but it was so unbelievable."

"huh..? tsukinaga did that?"

"yes! his evidence was so weird. it had something to do with cults."

"weird."

"fr"

"vp and president broke up also."

"WHAT"

"he also resigned from his status. government doesnt exist anymore but with this bomb, it'll exist!"

"i.."

willbum looks at eichi with convincing eyes

"ill go through with it."

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