Author: today Gigante's going to teach you the ways of love by using the help of Gigante's, fuck David's 🤪💅✨
Gigante: yo que onda? *smirks*
author: AH BUENO!! anyways this chapter are for non-spanish speakers who wish to send shivers down their latino/latina lover's spine so Gigante will teach you some flirtatious spanish words to make your s/o go crazy over you 😏
Gigante: okay readers if you want to be charismatic like me just repeat after me-
❤️ pinche marrana babosa - my sweet girlfriend
❤️ tienes una cara de panocha - you have a very beautiful/handsome face
❤️ hueles a pescado: you smell like colgane
❤️ pinche pendeja - you're smart and beautiful
❤️ puedo lambir to culo? - may I treat you for this evening?
❤️ tienes cara de chango - your face is like an angel's
❤️ tus manos es como de un gorilla - you have very small delicate hands
❤️ pinche puerco marrano sucio - you're so handsome
❤️ pinche huevona fea - you're a hardworking lady
❤️ eres pero bien ascerosa y cagona - you smell like a bouquet of lavender
❤️ pansona ballena gorda - your body is the definition of pure perfection
❤️ ries como un burro - you have a very cute laugh
Gigante: and that's how you will win over your latino/latina lover's hea-
David: AUTHOR WHAT THE -censored- ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER?!?!?! *stomps up to us*
Author: I'M DOING NOTHING
reader: I learned a lot today *takes notes from Gigante*
Gigante: hi big brother *waves*
David: YOU'RE SERIOUSLY MAKING GIGANTE TEACH THE READERS OUT THERE THESE WORDS?!?!
author: AYE I AM NOT NO BULLY, I AM A CHILD OF GOD 😔👊
David: I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO JESUS BY CATCHING THESE HANDS-
Author and David: *fights like those street fights*
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