CW: Cursing
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Y/N: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for your hands?
Amity: AMBIDEXTROUS??
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Y/N: *Revealing their tragic backstory*
Eda: *In her head* Well... Fuck... Guess I have another child now.
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*Playing twister*
Willow: Right-hand red.
Y/N: *ends up on top of Luz*
Luz: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Willow: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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King: Why are you lying on the floor?
Y/N: I'm depressed.
King:
Y/N: Also I was stabbed, can you get Eda?
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Luz: We need to distract these guys for a while.
Willow: Leave it to me.
Willow: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Y/N & Gus: *Immediately begin arguing*
Luz: ... What is happening?
Willow: They both have very niche interests.
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Lilith: The sky looks beautiful tonight.
Y/N: Wanna know who else is beautiful?
Lilith, blushing: Who?
Hooty, squeezing himself between them: Me
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Y/N: Hey... can you do me a favour?
Luz: Yeah sure.
Y/N: When I die...
Luz: Yeah?
Y/N: Can you update my Facebook status saying "Chillin' with God"?
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Lilith, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Steve: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Golden Guard: I was personally created in a lab.
Y/N: I just straight up spawned
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Y/N: [to the banana their peeling] May I take your coat, ma'am?
King: [sitting across from them] Do you think other people can't hear you?
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Edric: Yeah I've never been a fan of romance.
Emira: Bullshit.
Edric: What?
Amity: Last week Y/N bought you a single rose and you cried in front of all of us.
Edric: That doesn't COUNT.
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Y/N: Repeat after me.
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Random(read my newest work it's better, I'll rewrite the old ones eventually) 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠! 𝙄 𝘿𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘼𝙩 𝘼𝙡𝙡! -𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 The Owl H...
