Peter Parker One-shots

Drunk Spidey

A/N: this is my story btw and it's a long one! Probably one of my fave one shots I've written though lol. enjoy! ;)

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"So are any of us going to talk about what's going on over... there" Natasha asked while pointing to a collapsed Peter on the ground.

Tony sighed and adjusted his glasses, "It's a bit of a long story"

"Well I sure as hell bet Pete isn't gonna tell us" Steve said sighing at the adolescent boy.

"Language!"

"Oh bite me Natasha!" Steve yelled back at the Black Widow who was snickering at him.

"Focus people! Young Spider baby is dying and I wish to know why so we can pound in whoever hurt him" Thor yelled, raising Mljnoir to the sky.

"Whoah whoah whoah, why would you say someone hurt him? He's not bawling or anything" Clint said crossing his arms over his chest.

"Right that's because he's completely passed out Clint" Wanda said while kneeling by Peter's side and nudging his arm.

"Well why the fu- heck is he passed out?" Clint aggressively said but caught himself from cursing after seeing a pointed look from Steve.

"Like I said its a long story" Tony argued.

"Well out with it! We don't live forever! Except for Thor of course." Natasha said nodding at Thor who returned it with a nod himself.

"Well it all started when I went to pick up Pete from his friend Ned's house..."

Flashback:

Tony knocked quietly on Ned's front door. He wasn't quite sure what was so urgent for the teen to request him immediately but he went anyway.

Ned opened the door and his face flashed with relief to see Tony standing there.

"Thank god you're here Mr. Stark. I didn't know what else to do."

"What's going on?" Tony asked Ned, quite concerned.

Ned hesitated but nodded his head to one of the guest rooms, "Well it's best if I just show you"

Ned opened the door to show Peter with a dark hoodie on, guzzling vodka straight out of the bottle. Tony wasn't really sure where he learned how to drink vodka straight like that. He guessed Natasha but that didn't really matter at the moment.

"What on- Peter what are you doing?"

At Tony's voice, Peter shot his head up and jumped into Tony's arms. Trying to grab the bottle out of the teen's hands, Tony got a good whiff of Peter's breath and gagged at the putrid smell of wayyy too much alcohol.

"My god kid what did you do" Tony muttered to Pete, finally getting the vodka bottle out of his hands and throwing it in the trash. To which Peter then took a little vial out of his pocket and chugged it straight down.

"WHOAH WHOAH. Where did you get that now??" Tony said, astounded that the kid had that much alcohol on him.

"I-" Peter tried to say but then hiccuped and giggled, "it's a secret shhhh"

"What on earth do you mean it's a secret??" Tony said incredulously.

Peter only beckoned Tony to get closer and finally whispered in his ear, "don't tell anyone, but the magical squirrel gave it to me. SHHHHHH"

He then burst into a fit of giggles leaving Tony utterly confused, "Are you high too??"

" To be honest sir I believe his spider senses handle the alcohol a bit different than regular humans and I think it made him a bit- um more sensitive to the drinks. Aka making him act like this" Ned said piping up from the corner.