Peter Parker One-shots

Loki and Thor babysit little Peter Part 1

Hey y'all!!! Sorry I haven't been here in a while. School has kept me SUPER busy. Anyway, I'm really excited about this chapter and I hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know if you want to see a part 2! Also I will be posting new chapter of my other books very soon. Go check them out! ("Since I Met You, "Spider-Gwen", and my newest book, "The Smallest Tribute"). Love you all and hope you like this next chapter! (Peter is 4 by the way)

"Hehhehehe" Peter ran around squealing and laughing maniacally. Tony ran right after Peter with a jumpsuit in his hands. Tony looked stressed and pissed.

"Peter Benjamin Parker. I swear to god, you better put these pajamas on right now or-or-or no dessert for you!" Tony screamed while chasing after Peter.

At hearing that he would get no dessert, Peter stopped in his tracks.

Peter looked up at Tony and his little bottom lip started quivering.

Tony's features immediately softened, "Oh kid I'm sorry-.." Tony crouched down and reached for Peter to apologize. Peter took his chance and immediately raced off through the hall and ran into the elevator.

Tony stood there looking shocked for a second but then soon regained his thoughts.

"PETER"
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A week later...

"Wait are you expecting us to watch over this child?" Thor said surprise written on his face.

Tony stood there looking extremely tired and shoved Peter into Loki's arms.

Loki looked disgusted before not so-gently handing them baby to Thor. Thor grasped the little boy and looked up at Tony, "Odin's beard, you're serious?"

Tony nodded his head and put his hand on Thor's shoulder, "Yes, good luck. I'll be back in three days"

With that Tony walks to the elevator leaving a shocked Thor and Loki.

"Oh" Tony said suddenly remembering something, "Loki try not to kill Peter."

Loki looked taken back, "Why do you always think I'll do something bad??"

Tony and Thor both looked at Loki with their eyebrows raised and a look that said "you know why".

Loki registered this for a second then nodded, "Ok you're not wrong."

Tony shrugged then left the room.

The two brothers looked at each and down at the sleeping kid in Thor's hands.

"I just want to make something clear. I'm not touching it" Loki said taking a few steps back from Thor.

"Oh no brother. I am Thor Odinson. I will not babysit a mere mortal" Thor said with his booming voice.

"You on the other hand don't have anything else better to do, so take the baby" Thor said dropping the baby in Loki's arms.

Loki held the baby by one hand and looked back up at Thor. "It's releasing it's mouth juice on me!!!" Loki shrieked when he noticed Peter drooling on his hand.

Loki dropped the kid. Thor widened his eyes, "Brother you don't drop babies!"

Loki shrugged and looked down to where the baby should have landed.

Much to the two men's dismay, the boy was not there.

"Where in Odin's name did he go??" Thor said looking wildly around him.

Loki looked around and was shocked when he found the boy.

Peter was hanging in a mini spiderweb in the ceiling corner. The little boy was just giggling as he watched the two brothers panic.

Thor and Loki looked at each other in confusion.

"Did you know he could do that?" Both brothers asked at the same time.

"Well I suppose he's no mere mortal" Loki said, already thinking of what kind of trouble he could get in with the child.

"Don't get any ideas brother, we have to watch him" Thor said already knowing what Loki was thinking.

Loki groaned and mumbled, "you're no fun"

"Well brother get ready. I have a feeling that these next few days will be crazier than Heimdall going on vacation" Thor said watching the little boy slobbering all over Thor's shoe.