Sarge drives up in jeep, gets out
Sarge: Now this is more like it! Great job on the simulator, Lopez; Good work on the power, Simmons.
Simmons: Thank you, sir!
Grif: Simmons?! I'm the one that was almost killed just so you could get the electricity back on.
Sarge: Yep, but it was worth it.
Grif: You say that every time I'm almost killed.
Flashback to Halo: CE Sarge, Thea and Simmons runs up
Simmons: Sarge! Grif was spying on the blues and they captured him!
Sarge: What'd he find out? Are they planning something?
Simmons: No, they were standing around talking, like always. But now they're gonna kill him!
Thea: We have to save him!
Sarge: Well, it was worth it.
Flash to Halo 2 Sarge and Simmons talking
Sarge: The base looks so clean Simmons! Excellent work.
Simmons: Yeah, too bad Grif was almost killed by his allergic reaction to the cleaning supplies.
Pan to Grif laying in a pool of blood with Thea looking at him.
Thea: Grif!
Sarge: It was worth it!
Flash to Sarge, Thea and Simmons standing, with Grif on floor between them and on fire
Sarge: Worth it.
Flash to present
Sarge: Only because it's always true. There's very few tasks that wouldn't balance out by you making the ultimate sacrifice.
Thea: What is wrong with you?
Simmons: At least this time we got something out of it. We got power, and a new weapon!
Sarge: Let's test this bad boy out.
Sarge mounts turret of Warthog, points at Grif
Grif: Whoa, wait a second. Does this hologram jeep shoot hologram slugs, or real slugs?
Sarge: As long as we are in this room, everything will seem real to us. It's all simulated, but your mind makes it real.
Simmons: Ooh, like the Matrix.
Thea: And Like VR!
Lopez: Sí, pero sin toda la filosofía oriental que nadie entiende y sin los auriculares. [Right, but without all the Eastern philosophy stuff that no one understands and without the headset.]
Thea: Sweet!
Grif: Alright, screw this. I'm going to stand over there.
Sarge: Well guess what, dirtbag? I don't need you for target practice anymore. I've got my own holo-Grif programed into the system already.
Lopez makes a holo-Grif
Holo-Grif: Hello! I am literally the worst program ever made!
Thea: Oh god.
Simmons: It sounds like someone hasn't used Google Chrome...
Sarge: Locked and loaded, ready to fire at the bloated. Grif... I mean, fake Grif... go stand over there.
Holo-Grif: Cool... Whatever...
Thea: It's so, life like.
Holo-Grif runs to center of room
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 7
FanfictionChurch is gone, for good this time and project freelancer has been defeated. The reds and blues have new bases in Valhalla. Caboose and Shawn are doing a mysterious project and the reds have a new car. Donut comes back with a message, that Tucker is...
