Donut, Simmons, Shawn and Lopez are keeping watch at Red Base.
Simmons: I'm out.
Donut: Me too!
Shawn: Same.
Simmons: Well, that's it. I guess we're done, then.
Donut: Yeah. Simmons, I have to say, I didn't think I would go out like this.
Simmons: Yeah, whatever, that's nice.
Donut: You're not curious how I thought I would go out?
Simmons: No. No, not in the least.
Donut: How about you? Did you think you'd go out like this?
Simmons: Underequipped and surrounded by people I hate? Yeah, that's pretty much how I pictured it since I got assigned into this unit. You see, I'm a realist.
Lopez: Siempre pensé que iba a ser eliminado por mal mantenimiento. [I always thought I would be taken out by poor maintenance.]
Shawn: I always thought I'd die in an explosion.
Simmons: Lopez is right. We need to think of something.
Donut: Can we escape?
Simmons: I don't see how. He's faster than us and stronger than us.
Lopez: (glares at Simmons) Además, alguien voló todos nuestros vehículos.[Plus, somebody blew up all our vehicles.]
Shawn: Sí.
Donut: Good idea, Lopez!
Simmons: You understood what he said?
Donut: Yeah! High school Spanish, remember? He said the Meta must have gotten here someway.
Lopez: ¿Lo hize?[I did?]
Shawn: He did?
Donut: We just need to find his vehicle, and steal it!
Simmons: That's a good idea, Lopez!
Lopez: ¿Lo es? No, no lo es.[It is? No it isn't.]
Shawn: Yeah.
Simmons: Okay, let's think. If you were a crazed lunatic, where would you hide a vehicle?
Lopez: Tal vez lo camufló. Eso es lo que yo haría.[Maybe he cloaked it. That's what I would do.]
Donut: A garage is too obvious, Lopez. We need to think of something crazier.
Lopez: ¡Para de traducir por mí![Stop translating for me!]
Donut: Crazier!
Lopez: ¡Eso ni siquiera fue una sugerencia![That wasn't even a suggestion!]
Shawn: Your a moron.
Simmons: Well, clearly Lopez is just having an off-day, so let's ignore him.
Lopez: Cójanse chicos.[Screw you guys.]
Shawn: Idiots.
Simmons: So we're looking for some kind of vehicle, probably parked by Blue Base...
Lopez: ¡Hablas como si sabes que hay un vehículo![You're talking as if you know there is a vehicle!]
Donut: What if it only has three seats?
Simmons: Hmm, I didn't think about that... Hey Lopez, turn off your ears for a second.
Lopez: ¿Qué?¿Por qué haría eso?[What? Why would I do that?]
Shawn: Why would he do that?
Simmons: Okay, are they off?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 7
FanfictionChurch is gone, for good this time and project freelancer has been defeated. The reds and blues have new bases in Valhalla. Caboose and Shawn are doing a mysterious project and the reds have a new car. Donut comes back with a message, that Tucker is...
