Red vs blue (female OC) season 7

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Caboose, Shawn and Donut look at the screen as the their transmission with Washington end.

Caboose: Hello? Hello? Agent Washington! Are you there? Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Donut: Umm, I think he hung up.

Shawn: Something about his voice was suspicious.

Caboose: No, I don't think so... I don't think he'd do anything like that—hello! Hello.

Shawn: He hung up Caboose. He's not gonna answer your calls.

Donut: Okay. Well, I think I'll just head back to my base. If you can think of anything to help me with that desert situation, just give me a ring.

Caboose: Okay.

Donut: You need any help with your Frankenstein-friend project?

Caboose: Oh, no, but uh, if you see any mechanical parts laying around that... look friendly, would you save them for us?

Shawn: That would be great.

Donut: Well, sure! I can ask Sarge if he used his underground secret workshop. I heard the guys talking about it, it sounded cool.

Caboose: Oh right, they mentioned that earlier when they came by to pick you up.

Shawn: (sarcastic) I wonder why?

Donut: He doesn't usually like letting the enemy use our equipment, but maybe I'll catch him in a good mood.

Shawn: I doubt that old man is ever in a good mood.

Caboose: Oh, you could try killing the orange one first! That would probably put him in a great mood!

Shawn: I'm not surprised that would put him in a good mood.

Donut: Yeah... that's a good idea and all, but we have all these rules against killing people from our own team.

Caboose: Lame.

Donut: Tell me about it.

Caboose: No I don't think we have rules like that on Blue Team.

Shawn: We do, your the only one that disobeys it.

Donut: Man. Our team sucks. (leaves via the man cannon)

Caboose: Ohhh. So that's how that works. (heads downstairs) Secret underground workshop, huh? Well, I have to try something. I don't seem to be very good about doing this on my own but Shawn's here. (A random ignition occurs to his right.) All right, now how did that even start!? Shawn, I need you!

Shawn: (walks in) What's up-(noticed fire) Holy shit! I'll get the extinguisher! (Runs to the other room)

Cuts to Red Team, discussing their plans right outside the Red Base.

Sarge: Men and lady, with Donut captured, I think we should abandon our previous plans of not attacking the Blues and institute a new plan, of attacking the Blues.

Simmons: Good.

Thea: You've been wanting to kill the blues allot.

Simmons: Because it's our job! We have to kill the blues!

Thea: But who would know?

Sarge: Winning the war is one thing, but having a man captured is quite another. I can't stand by knowing we've left a man behind! (turns to Grif) So I need a volunteer to run a suicide rescue mission. This won't be easy, and you're almost certain to die!

Grif: Why are you looking at me when you say that?

Thea: Are you really surprised?

Sarge: Thanks for volunteering, Grif! (Donut is seen approaching behind him from the hill.) Now the plan is to run straight at Blue Base, grab Donut, and carry him home over your shoulder, even if he's not hurt. That way when the Blues track you down to kill ya, Donut will still have fresh legs to run home and avoid recapture.