𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐆, quackity

FOUR.

FOUR ;
3am

THIRD WHEELING
stella, mason, ava

Stel 💫
hey guys
I've been thinking
I am WAY too hot not to have a bf
Why am I still single ?
Is it Bc i have small boobs ?
Jokes on them, small boobs are great
#justiceforsmallboobs
Honestly I'd wife me
I can cook
Not really but I
can order a mean pizza
I'm funny
Not really but Pinterest
tells me funny things to say
omg
what if I'm cursed?
DO YOU GUYS THINK IM CURSED
how do I break it
help
HELP ME
HELLO?????

mason🖕
STELLA GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
ITS 3AM

Stel 💫
STFU
wait
no pls don't
help me break my curse

mason🖕
no
and ava isn't helping you either
we're going back to sleep

Stel 💫
I hate ur guts
have I ever told you that

mason🖕
so so many times
but I don't care
you literally need a boyfriend or a cat or SOMETHING so you stop with the 3am rants

Stel 💫
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
IM TOO HOT TO STILL BE SINGLE

mason🖕
I just did not say that at all

Stel 💫
you said most of it
so it counts

Wifey 💕
Stel it's 3am why are you awake

Stel 💫
I think i'm having a midlife crisis

mason🖕
you just turned 20

Stel 💫
so what
you don't know when i'm going to die
maybe if I go to sleep like you keep telling me to a murderer will climb through my window and plunge a sword through my heart

Wifey 💕
stella I REALLY don't think that's going to happen

Stel 💫
it still could
and if it does it's all mason
fault for hating me
you know he's probably the
one that cursed me

mason🖕
wait
wait
wait
WAIT

Stel💫
waiting 🙄

mason🖕
sword???????

Stel 💫
what about it

mason🖕
why not a knife or something
more practical?
WHY A SWORD

Wifey 💕
DONT ASK QUESTIONS IDIOT

Stel💫
isn't it weird that you guys are
texting each other when you're
right next to each other
you guys are kind of...stupid

mason🖕
this kind of feels like our child
just woke us up in the middle of the night because she couldn't sleep
or she threw up everywhere

Wifey 💕
that's basically what happened

Stel💫
WHAT
ARE YOU KIDDING ME