Wooyoung, pointing at Wheein: She's a baby! She's a baby!
Wheein: stop...
Wooyoung: Bouuuuh the small baby is angry? Does the small baby wants her big hyung to help?
Wheein:...
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Hongjoong working at the other side of the dorm.
Wooyoung: Hongjoong hyung~~ TT *sniff* Wheein hits me *sniff*~
Wheein, hiding behind the door: who's the baby now... •_•Wheein: A red wine please
Worker: Ma'am this is McDonald's
Wheein: A McWine thenWheein: Isn't surgery just stabbing someone to life?
Seonghwa: Thanks god you decided to become a singerWheein: Okay listen to me
Hongjoong: Hmm?
Wheein: So can we like invite someone to live with us? They're completely silent except for a very few words. They're really cute too-
Hongjoong: We're not getting a dog.
San, leaning in: What about a cat?Wheein: I saw Wooyoung and Jongho hugging each other.
Wheein: And then I realised they were chocking each other and I was like okay, that makes more sense.Wheein: I hope she thinks I'm cool
Yunho: who?
Wheein: *point at the cat across the street*Hongjoong: pick a card, any card
Wheein: okay
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: "any card" did not include my credit card, hand it back to meWheein: sometimes the things you text me hit different.
Wooyoung: that's cause I'm such a poet.
Wheein: no it's because you don't know how to fucking spell.Hongjoong: Is there anything productive I can do at 2AM?
Wheein: Have you ever heard of sleeping?Wheein: If I say "I love you" would you say it back?
Mingi: yes...
Wheein: I love you
Mingi: it back
Wheein: no wonder I love this idiot so muchSan: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?
Wheein: nah it's totally cool
Yunho: The backyard is on fire.
Wheein: aestheticWooyoung: How come when I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Seonghwa: Rolling Wheein down the stairs IS NOT FUNHongjoong: The path to inner peace begins with four words.
Wheein: Not my fucking problem.
Hongjoong: no-Yeosang: I mean small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
San: That's ridiculous. Give me an example-
Mingi: Spiders.
Yunho: Wasps.
Wooyoung: Wheein.San: Without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour.
Wooyoung: Aww that's cute...
Wheein, from a distance: the fuck?Wheein: I like to wear Yunho's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smack Wooyoung*
Wheein: Fuck!
Hongjoong: We've gotta work on your cursing.
Wheein: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.Mingi: *carrying grocery bag in both hands*
Wheein: *reaches out an hand to help him*
Mingi: *switches all the bags to one hand and hold Wheein's hand*
Wheein: That's not what- okay ^^Wheein: Aw look, some kid drew a funny looking giraffe!
Jongho: But none of us are children here??
Seonghwa: *clenching his fists* ITS.A.HORSEWheein: Can I have two tickets please?
Cashier: For Romeo and Juliet?
Wheein: No, for Yunho and me.Hongjoong: Stop saying "I wish", start saying "I will".
Wheein: I will I wasn't broke.Wooyoung: How did they find a 60 million year old shark skeleton in the ocean when the earth is only 2021 years old?
San: Cause they found it in the ocean, not the earth.
Wheein: My head hurts from this conversation.San, crying: How could you?!
Seonghwa: San what's wrong, Wheein what happened?
Wheein: I told San that Santa wasn't real.
Seonghwa, tearing up: He isn't?Wheein: I almost got surprise adopted yesterday.
Hongjoong: What?
Yunho: She almost got kidnapped.
Hongjoong: Oh okay
Hongjoong: WAIT WHATMingi: I don't know witch one will be perfect for our family, adoption is so difficult!
Wheein: We've been here for an hour now. Just pick a plant already.Wheein: I just tried gummy bears on my pizza. It tasted amazing!
Hongjoong, pulling out a nerf gun: I let you get away with mint chocolate ice cream, I can't let you get away this time.
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⠀♔ Ateez 9th member ♔
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