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Wooyoung: you're violentWheein: yes but I'm short so it's cute

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Wooyoung: you're violent
Wheein: yes but I'm short so it's cute

Hongjoong: so what's it like being roommates to Wheein?
Jongho: once, I asked her for water while she was pissed at me so she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"

Seonghwa: Where's Wheein?
Yeosang: she's small, she's probably under something

Wheein, jumping out of Yunho's closet: BOO
Yunho:
Wheein:
Yunho:
Wheein:    :(
Yunho: aaahh! you scared me!

Mingi: so... are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wheein: I'm a knife 🔪
Jongho: she's the little spoon

Seonghwa: Wheein, what does the little paper in your fortune cookie said?
Wheein: *confused chewing noises* the little what in my cookie?

Wheein, slowly digging her feet into the sand: *whisper* planet shoes

Mingi: urgh I'm so tired
Wheein: look at me!
Wheein: *smiles*
Mingi: AND I'M BACK BITCHES

Ateez's manager at their dorm: who's in charge here?
Wheein: usually whoever yells the loudest

Yeosang to Wheein: how are you feeling today?
Wheein: I don't know, there's this headache that comes and goes-
Wooyoung entering the room: hello!
Wheein: there it is again

Jongho: has anyone ever told you're really fucking annoying?
Wheein, hurt: n-no...
Jongho: good, I didn't wanted to kill anyone today

Wheein: what time is it?
Wooyoung: I don't know. Pass me the saxophone and I'll find out.
Wooyoung: *blow saxophone*
Hongjoong: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM?!
Wooyoung: it's 3am

Wheein: this bitch is ruining my life
San: who?
Wheein: me

Wheein, holding a bottle of maple syrup: what's stopping me from letting Picasso taking control of my body and paint the entire walls with it?
Hongjoong: *runs by and grab the syrup*
Hongjoong: ME

Wheein: can you turn on the light please?
Jongho: I don't have to, you're the only light I need in my life
Wheein:
Wheein: Jongho we can't see

Mingi: we're not cowards-
Wheein: remember that time when you got terrified by your own shadow, screamed and scared Seonghwa who scared Yunho and the 3 of you ended up running from your own shadows?
Yunho: I can explain-
Seonghwa: no you can't, sit down

Yunho: maybe dogs lick us because they know there's bones beneath our skin
Wheein: this is the worst one by far, thanks

Wheein: I hate you with every inch of my being
San:
San: that's not a lot of inches

Jongho: nothing in life is free
San: Life is free
Mingi: adventure is free
Hongjoong: knowledge is free
Wheein: everything is free if you run fast enough

Wheein: hey Yeosang
Yeosang: yes?
Wheein: breathe if you think I'm intimidating
Yeosang:
Wheein: Yeosang?
Yeosang:
Wheein: you're turning blue sTOP!

Wheein: what are you, 5?
Mingi: *snorts* yeah, 5 head taller than you
Wheein:
Mingi:
Wheein:
Mingi: I'm sorry please don't kill me

Hongjoong: Wheein, tell a joke
Wheein: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Hongjoong: why?
Wheein: because they're dead
Ateez:
Hongjoong: Mingi, tell a joke

Wheein: I'm quick at math
Yunho: ok what's 23 times 87
Wheein: 176
Yunho: that's not even close-
Wheein: But that was quick

Wheein: watch as I hold the whole world into my arms
Jongho: ?
Wheein: *trying to wrap her small arms around Jongho*
Jongho: *blushes*

Wooyoung: *accidentally spill wine onto Wheein*
Wheein: this is a hate crime
Mingi: why is this a hate crime
Wheein: because I hate him

Hongjoong: good morning
San: good morning!
Jongho: good morning
Wheein: you all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning" spice it up a little bit!
Mingi, walking in: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Yunho: roses are red, violets are blue, god gave all the height and left none for you
Yunho: *chuckles and points at Wheein*

Wooyoung: why do you always have to attack me with words?
Wheein: you want me to use rocks?

Seonghwa: I'M AT LOSS FOR WORDS!!
Wheein, narrating: despite being in loss for words, Seonghwa yelled at Yunho, Wooyoung and Jongho for the next ten minutes.

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