Wooyoung: you're violent
Wheein: yes but I'm short so it's cuteHongjoong: so what's it like being roommates to Wheein?
Jongho: once, I asked her for water while she was pissed at me so she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"Seonghwa: Where's Wheein?
Yeosang: she's small, she's probably under somethingWheein, jumping out of Yunho's closet: BOO
Yunho:
Wheein:
Yunho:
Wheein: :(
Yunho: aaahh! you scared me!Mingi: so... are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wheein: I'm a knife 🔪
Jongho: she's the little spoonSeonghwa: Wheein, what does the little paper in your fortune cookie said?
Wheein: *confused chewing noises* the little what in my cookie?Wheein, slowly digging her feet into the sand: *whisper* planet shoes
Mingi: urgh I'm so tired
Wheein: look at me!
Wheein: *smiles*
Mingi: AND I'M BACK BITCHESAteez's manager at their dorm: who's in charge here?
Wheein: usually whoever yells the loudestYeosang to Wheein: how are you feeling today?
Wheein: I don't know, there's this headache that comes and goes-
Wooyoung entering the room: hello!
Wheein: there it is againJongho: has anyone ever told you're really fucking annoying?
Wheein, hurt: n-no...
Jongho: good, I didn't wanted to kill anyone todayWheein: what time is it?
Wooyoung: I don't know. Pass me the saxophone and I'll find out.
Wooyoung: *blow saxophone*
Hongjoong: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM?!
Wooyoung: it's 3amWheein: this bitch is ruining my life
San: who?
Wheein: meWheein, holding a bottle of maple syrup: what's stopping me from letting Picasso taking control of my body and paint the entire walls with it?
Hongjoong: *runs by and grab the syrup*
Hongjoong: MEWheein: can you turn on the light please?
Jongho: I don't have to, you're the only light I need in my life
Wheein:
Wheein: Jongho we can't seeMingi: we're not cowards-
Wheein: remember that time when you got terrified by your own shadow, screamed and scared Seonghwa who scared Yunho and the 3 of you ended up running from your own shadows?
Yunho: I can explain-
Seonghwa: no you can't, sit downYunho: maybe dogs lick us because they know there's bones beneath our skin
Wheein: this is the worst one by far, thanksWheein: I hate you with every inch of my being
San:
San: that's not a lot of inchesJongho: nothing in life is free
San: Life is free
Mingi: adventure is free
Hongjoong: knowledge is free
Wheein: everything is free if you run fast enoughWheein: hey Yeosang
Yeosang: yes?
Wheein: breathe if you think I'm intimidating
Yeosang:
Wheein: Yeosang?
Yeosang:
Wheein: you're turning blue sTOP!Wheein: what are you, 5?
Mingi: *snorts* yeah, 5 head taller than you
Wheein:
Mingi:
Wheein:
Mingi: I'm sorry please don't kill meHongjoong: Wheein, tell a joke
Wheein: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Hongjoong: why?
Wheein: because they're dead
Ateez:
Hongjoong: Mingi, tell a jokeWheein: I'm quick at math
Yunho: ok what's 23 times 87
Wheein: 176
Yunho: that's not even close-
Wheein: But that was quickWheein: watch as I hold the whole world into my arms
Jongho: ?
Wheein: *trying to wrap her small arms around Jongho*
Jongho: *blushes*Wooyoung: *accidentally spill wine onto Wheein*
Wheein: this is a hate crime
Mingi: why is this a hate crime
Wheein: because I hate himHongjoong: good morning
San: good morning!
Jongho: good morning
Wheein: you all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning" spice it up a little bit!
Mingi, walking in: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!Yunho: roses are red, violets are blue, god gave all the height and left none for you
Yunho: *chuckles and points at Wheein*Wooyoung: why do you always have to attack me with words?
Wheein: you want me to use rocks?Seonghwa: I'M AT LOSS FOR WORDS!!
Wheein, narrating: despite being in loss for words, Seonghwa yelled at Yunho, Wooyoung and Jongho for the next ten minutes.
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⠀♔ Ateez 9th member ♔
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