Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

4. Platonic Kiyotana

Main pairing: Platonic Kiyotana (Kiyoko & Tanaka)

Other pairing(s): Ennotana (Ennoshita x Tanaka) / Kiyoyachi (Kiyoko x Yachi)

Warnings: None

Time: Pre-timeskip

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*After practice when they're on their way to Ukai's store*

*Tanaka's phone rings and the team notice that the caller is someone named 'Beauty 🥰'*

Tanaka: Hey.

Kiyoko: Hey. I'm kinda in an emergency right now.

Tanaka: Whoa whoa whoa, what happened? Are you ok? Where are you?

*Kiyoko, giggling*: I'm ok, Ryu. I'm in the school bathrooms.

Tanaka: Why?

Kiyoko: I kinda got my period...

Tanaka: Oh my god, Ko (I was gonna write Kiyo but that can be interpreted as Kiyoomi so...) you scared me.

Nishinoya: Ooh~ who's that? Your girlfriend?

Tanaka: Bro, not now.

Tanaka: Ok, so... Do you... Like need something from me or... Did you just want to inform me?

Kiyoko: Ryu are you for real right now? Of course it wasn't to inform you! I need tampons! Go buy some!

Tanaka: Ok, ok. Don't get mad.

Ukai: Hey kids, you gonna buy anything?

Tanaka: Yeah, I need tampons.

Hinata: Pfft-

Tsukishima: Tanaka-san, you know that you don't have periods, right?

Tanaka: Shut the fuck up. It's not for me.

Nishinoya: Is it for your secret girlfriend?

Tanaka: I don't have a girlfriend, bro.

Nishinoya: Sure you don't.

Ukai: The women products are over there.

Tanaka: Thanks coach.

Tanaka: Why the fuck are tampons so expensive?

Kiyoko: I'll pay you back, just hurry.

Tanaka: No, I mean like, you don't choose to have your period. You just do. And you have to pay so much for it...

Kiyoko: Yeah, I know...

Tanaka: Sorry, it's just really unfair. Nevermind, there's junior, regular, super and ultra? Which one do you need?

Kiyoko: Just get a regular.

Tanaka: Ok. I'm gonna put you in my pocket now, I have to pay.

Nishinoya: No, dude... Let us talk to her!

Tanaka: Absolutely not.

Narita: Come on, Tanaka, we want to meet her.

Tanaka: No.

*Sugawara steals Tanaka's phone from his pocket*

Sugawara: Hello?

Kiyoko: Suga?

Sugawara: KIYOKO?!?!?!?!

Daichi: There's no way. Gimme that.

Daichi: Hi?

Kiyoko: Daichi? Hello?

Daichi: Holy shit it's really her.

Nishinoya: Bro, are you dating Kiyoko-san?

Tanaka: NO.

*Kiyoko, sighing*: Daichi, put me on speaker, please.

Daichi: Ok?

Kiyoko: For everyone out there who thinks I'm dating Tanaka. 1.I am a lesbian. 2.I'm dating Yachi. 3.Tanaka is already dating someone. 4.We are childhood bestfriends, he's like a brother to me, I'd never date him.

Kageyama: Wait, so why does Tanaka simp for you?

Asahi: More importantly, you're dating Yachi?

Kiyoko: Yes, Asahi, I'm dating Yachi. And to answer Kageyama's question, Ryu had a major sexuality crisis when he met his partner for the first time, and me, being the awesome bestfriend I am, told him to act like he had a crush on me until he figured everything out.

Nishinoya: Wait... You said sexuality crisis. Tanaka, bro, do you have a boyfriend?

*Tanaka, blushing*: A very handsome one.

*Ennoshita, who was going to the register with a pack of gum, kissing Tanaka's cheek*: Thanks babe.

Kinoshita: YOU'RE DATING?!?!?!

Tanaka: Yeah.

Kiyoko: Great, you came out to them, amazing. NOW CAN YOU GET MY FUCKING TAMPONS?! BRO I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR!

Tanaka: Shit, sorry.

Kiyoko: You better be.

Tanaka: You're too moody today. Did Yachi give you no kisses? Aww, you poor baby.

Kiyoko: Shut the fuck up before I talk to Saeko about giving you a safe sex talk.

Tanaka: Fuck you.

Kiyoko: You're a bottom shut the fuck up!

Sugawara: I never knew they were so...

Daichi: Close?

Sugawara: Yeah...