in "camp half-bloods"
percy (8:58am): @leo respectfully, what the hell and fuck
leo (9:03am): good morning to you, gayboy
percy (9:04am): you are also gay. we're ALL gay
leo (9:08am): that remains to be seen
frank (9:09am): pardon me?
annabeth (9:10am): Good lord. What are you on about now?
percy (9:15am): i never got to yell at leo for posting that creepy ass picture of me and jason and i felt like now was a good time
annabeth (9:22am): And you had to do this in the group chat because...?
percy (9:25am): for revenge reasons. anyway let me get back to my rant, please don't interrupt annabeth that's very rude
annabeth (9:27am): I hate you.
percy (9:28am): awwww love u too. ANYWAY.
percy (9:30am): I have gathered you all here today to witness my absolute obliteration of your dear friend and my now-nemesis, Leo Valdez. Despite what you all may think, he is not the beloved goofball we all thought, but instead he is a cruel, unkind man who goes behind my back just to stab me in the front. I thought I knew him. We all did. This just goes to show how you never really know someone.
leo (9:36am): wow this is RLY opinionated and slightly haunting. beautiful words
percy (9:37am): i'm not done.
leo (9:40am): o my bad lol
percy (9:43am): I bring this to the group chat to ask you, my friends, my fellow homos, to side with me against this man. In order to restore justice to our community, I request that we remove him from the group chat, roast him endlessly, and then take the time to consider whether having him with us, in this group chat and in our lives, is truly worth it. Thank you for your time.
percy (9:43am): [Added a poll to his message. Vote YES or NO.]
percy (9:43am): [Voted YES.]
leo (9:44am): WOW
hazel (9:50am): I'm not gonna lie, the correct grammar and punctuation alone is enough to get me to think on this.
frank (9:51am): tbh ? same
leo (9:52am): FRANK???????
leo (9:53am): FRANK HOW COULD YOU
frank (9:54am): i didn't say i AGREED i said i was THINKING on it
leo (9:55am): i will remember this, frank zhang.
percy (9:57am): [Marked his message as URGENT.]
percy (9:58am): the council will decide your fate
leo (9:59am): ok, obi-wan
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camp half-gays // pjo texting au
Fanfictionpercy has named the group "camp half-gays". or the fic in which nearly everyone is gay, percy is trans, and shit happens. © 2018 by xander.
