camp half-gays // pjo texting au

two

private texts: leo & percy
percy (8:32am): can you and frank be a little quieter

percy (8:34am): seriously guys, it's 8am, jesus christ. have sex at night like the rest of us

leo (8:35am): you're not having sex at all, percy

percy (8:40am): uncalled for and a low blow, valdez

percy (8:41am): where's my binder

leo (8:42am): why would i have your fuckin binder? you keep all your school shit in your room

percy (8:43am): no leo my BINDER

leo (8:44am): you typing in all caps clarifies nothing dude, I DON'T HAVE YOUR FUCKING BINDER

leo (8:45am): i don't even know what binder you're talking about??? for what class????

percy (8:46am): leo

percy (8:46am): LEO

percy (8:47am): i'm talking about my CHEST BINDER you fuck

leo (8:48am): OH

leo (8:49am): THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

leo (8:50am): i'll make frank give it to you since he's wearing pants

percy (8:51am): make frank get you your own binder while he's at it

leo (8:52am): go suck a fuck, jackson

- - -
"here," frank says, tossing the binder onto percy's bed.

"thanks, dude," percy says back, sitting at his desk, finishing up an essay last minute. he's still in his pajamas, shaking his leg frantically as he stares at his printer, waiting for it to give him his essay. "it knows i'm running late."

"your printer?" frank replies, sounding amused.

"it KNOWS. it's EVIL. maybe it's possessed." he glares at it. "are you possessed?" he asks it in a low voice.

"gods, you're weird," frank says, but fondly. he's the only one besides percy and leo who knows that they're both trans, and percy is so fucking glad that it's him. frank, he knows he can trust.  "you should get going, perce. you're gonna be late."

"it won't PRINT, frank!" percy shouts, and just gets up from his laptop to find his shoes.

frank rolls his eyes and sits at percy's desk, just in his boxers. "go get dressed, dude, i'll try and figure out your printer. or i'll ask leo to look at it."

"frank, you're my favorite camp half-gay," percy tells him as he ducks into the bathroom. the sound of frank's laugh follows him.

- - -

in the group "camp half-gays"

frank (10:27am): percy talks to his printer out loud, pass it on

annabeth (10:28am): LMAO

jason (10:29am): what was he saying tho

hazel (10:30am): Don't shame Percy when he can't defend himself!

nico (10:31am): strong disagree. this is the best time to shame him

leo (10:32am): oh word? it's shame percy time? this is my kink

frank (10:33am) no it's not

jason (10:35am): what?

nico (10:35am): what????

annabeth (10:36am): ...Frank, you know Leo's kinks?

leo (10:37am): to be fair i am not exactly a closed book when it comes to this shit. stop kinkshaming

hazel (10:38am): Why are you allowed to talk out loud?

leo (10:40am): hazel imagine how boring life would be if i shut up even for ten minutes. just try and imagine. that is a hell no one deserves

frank (10:42am): ahem, we were shaming percy y'all, stay on task

annabeth (10:45am): YES. What was he saying to his printer?

frank (10:46am): he leaned in very closely and asked it if it was possessed

frank (10:47am): i have so many problems with this i don't know where to start

frank (10:47am): the main one is IF YOU THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS POSSESSED, why would you ASK IT

percy (10:48am): i would like to start defending myself by saying that, first of all, it was a term paper i was printing and i got 47 minutes of sleep last night

annabeth (10:49am): That is concerningly exact

percy (10:50am): i set an alarm. not the point. SECOND OF ALL, frank, i expected this behavior from leo but NEVER from you. i TRUSTED YOU. you're my daughter's GODFATHER

leo (10:51am): mrs o'leary is not your daughter

percy (10:52am): talk shit about my kid again and i'm gonna kick your ass leo

hazel (10:53am): Wait, I'm worried. Why would you set an alarm for 47 minutes?

nico (10:55am): yeah i mean normally i would not give a shit at all but even for u that's weird, percy

percy (10:57am): don't judge my choices!!!! i don't know why i make them!!! it needed to be longer than thirty minutes but less than an hour and that was my decision ok jesus

annabeth (10:58am): Why wouldn't you just do 45 minutes? Why 47? WHY?

percy (11:00am): i don't deserve this i'm TIRED

percy (11:01am): any of u guys want a possessed printer

jason (11:02am): percy i'm coming over with coffee

percy (11:03am): no offense but jason, my world would be nothing without u, bro

jason (11:05am): bro :') i'd die for u

nico (11:06am): fucking hell jason get to his apt already and do this gay shit in person so we don't have to see it

leo (11:07am): wow nico i didn't kno u were a homophobe.......super uncomfortable to have u in this super gay space........yikes.......

nico (11:08am): i hate all of you. except hazel