Percy has named the group "camp half-gays".
percy (2:28am): oh HELL yeah
leo (2:30am): fuck yeah. i can get behind this
percy (2:31am): i always knew i loved you, leo
piper (2:33am): Percy. Do you have to create a group chat with every single person we know at 3am?
percy (2:33am): it's 2am, piper
percy (2:33am): also: yes
nico (2:34am): GO TO SLEEP OH MY GODS
nico (2:35am): i'm putting this group on do not disturb first thing tomorrow morning i swear.
jason (2:37am): if u ask me, this shit's hilarious. a+ creative efforts perce
percy (2:40am): marry me, jason
hazel (2:43am): You guys are so damn GAY.
percy (2:44am): hazel you're LITERALLY dating a girl
percy (2:45am): also your perfect grammar actually scares me. why is ur life so restrained. type a u every once in a while. use numbers instead of spelling everything out all the time. LIVE UR BEST LIFE, HAZEL LEVESQUE
hazel (2:47am): That hurts my eyes to read.
nico (2:48am): stop bullying my sister percy
hazel (2:50am): Thank you!
percy (2:51am): hazel im gonna take ur phone and turn auto capitalization off
hazel (2:52am): I know where you live, Percy.
percy (2:53am): hazel you SCARE ME
percy (2:55am): but also i want to protect you with my life
percy (2:55am): is this bisexual culture
hazel (2:56am): Yes.
jason (2:57am): yes
leo (2:57am): yes
frank (2:58am): yes
percy (3:00am): HI FRANK
frank (3:01am): hi percy
percy (3:01am): wait, you're bi??? HOW MANY BISEXUALS ARE THERE IN THIS GROUP???? we are so powerful wow
percy (3:02am): BISEXUAL ROLL CALL
nico (3:03am): oh my gods
percy (3:04am): stay out of this nico. we love u but you're gay. you can keep count. HELLO BISEXUALS
jason (3:05am): captain bisexual reporting for duty
percy (3:06am): no fair! i wanted to be captain bisexual :(
jason (3:07am): u can be my sargeant if u want
nico (3:08am): GAY
jason (3:09am): bisexual, actually
frank (3:10am): same
hazel (3:11am): Same.
leo (3:12am): same
percy (3:15am): i love u guys :-)
leo (3:17am): ew why did you use that smiley
hazel (3:18am): Yeah, even I know the nose makes it look sarcastic.
frank (3:20am): he knows something we don't
jason (3:21am): love you too percy
percy (3:22am): GOODNIGHT TO JASON GRACE ONLY. I'M GIVING YOU ALL MY LOVE
jason (3:23am): love: received
nico (3:24am): gay. gay. gay. all of you are GAY. now go to SLEEP.
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camp half-gays // pjo texting au
Fanfictionpercy has named the group "camp half-gays". or the fic in which nearly everyone is gay, percy is trans, and shit happens. © 2018 by xander.