camp half-gays // pjo texting au

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a/n: happy birthday percy!!!!! i love you forever. happy birthday you angelic son of poseidon. you have shaped my life so much. the book series saved my life and i'm forever grateful to rick riordan for sharing him with us. my life is so different with him in it. fuck. i love percy jackson i'm gay goodnight

private texts: jason & annabeth

jason (10:15pm): annabeth can you do me a favor

annabeth (10:17pm): Make it quick, I'm finishing up something

jason (10:18pm): can you take percy out of the group chat for a few mins

jason (10:19pm): i'd do it myself but then he'd see that i did it and it would hurt his feelings, probably

annabeth (10:20pm): You've gotta be fucking kidding me

jason (10:21pm): it might hurt his FEELINGS, annabeth. PLEASE

annabeth (10:22pm): It wouldn't hurt his feelings, Jason

jason (10:22pm): but how do you know for SURE

annabeth (10:22pm): Dear gods

in the group "camp half-gays."
percy has been removed from "camp half-gays" by annabeth.

jason (10:23pm): okay so what are we doing

annabeth (10:33pm): Doing for what? Did you take Percy out of the group just to ask what we're doing?

nico (10:34pm): don't get me wrong, he's annoying, but that does seem uncalled for j

jason (10:35pm): you're kidding right

piper (10:36pm): Kidding about what???

hazel (10:37pm): Yeah, what are you referring to?

leo (10:38pm): oh my god jason none of them know

frank (10:40pm): how do none of you guys know??? y'all are terrible friends smh

annabeth (10:41pm): Know what?

will (10:42pm): i barely know the guy and even i know

hazel (10:43pm): Will, this group has existed for nearly a week. How is this the first time you've said anything?

will (10:44pm): listen h, i've been busy doing school and stuff

leo (10:45pm): is nico stuff

nico (10:47pm): what?

will (10:47pm): what?

leo (10:48pm): ya know, you said you were doing stuff

leo (10:49pm): is nico the stuff you're doing

nico (10:50pm): oh my gods

will (10:51pm): HAHAHHAHAHA

will (10:52pm): also, yes

nico (10:53pm): WILL

will (10:54pm): love u, babe