CaptainSwan Texts

Log 27

The.Dark.One: everybody, I have a confession. I've /briefly/ raised the outside barrier to permit two ladies into Storybrooke.

That_Beauty_Belle: wait, you wanted these women to come?

The.Dark.One: Belle, I promise you this is strictly business.

xxSwanPrincessxx: so, who are these two ladies?

The.Dark.One: Cruella De Vil and Ursula.

xxEvilRegalxx: THE SEA BITCH?

I'm.the.Saviour: wait, you know her?

The.Dark.One: Emma, she knows everyone.

xxEvilRegalxx: true.

xxQueenofHeartsxx: it worries me sometimes... O.o

xxEvilRegalxx: you should be worried mother. You should be VERY worried.
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Poor.Unfortunate.Soul:
Hello there dear.

xxEvilRegalxx: oh dear God no, how did a piece of sushi like you learn how to text?

Poor.Unfortunate.Soul: sushi? Oh you're so funny Regina, I forgot to laugh. -.-

xxQueenofHeartsxx has entered the chat

Poor.Unfortunate.Soul: oh dear lord no. I thought you were dead...

xxQueenofHeartsxx: bitch what the fuck do
I look like? A piece of goddamn sushi?

Poor.Unfortunate.Soul: HONESTLY WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYBODY AND CALLING ME SUSHI

xxQueenofHeartsxx: you're right, sushi's way better tasting than you are

         crueldevil has entered the chat

crueldevil: that's actually a lie, she tastes delightful

xxQueenofHeartsxx: that's disgusting, don't talk to me or my daughters ever again

crueldevil: honestly I'm shocked you have daughters with the way you're looking nowadays Cora

xxEvilRegalxx: oh shit, if i were you, I'd start running like hell

xxQueenofHeartsxx: she can run all she wants, but she's about to get her ass handed to her. CASH ME OUSSIDE BITCH.

xxEvilRegalxx: .......

Poor.Unfortunate.Soul: .......

crueldevil: please delete yourself at once.

xxEvilRegalxx: for once I agree with the furry

crueldevil: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THAT RUMOR?

xxEvilRegalxx: sucks to suck doesn't it?

crueldevil: I hate each and every single one of you.

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Author's Note: Hi yes it's me guys I'm back from the dead and most likely am gonna try to update this as much as possible from now on! Honestly though, thank you guys all for reading this, y'all are like my sons of liberty and I'm just Hercules mulliganing the fuck outta this joint and it feels good ya know?