ThatMadGuy: Emma, we need to talk about what happened last night.
xxSwanPrincessxx: Jefferson, there's nothing to talk about.
ThatMadGuy: I've got footage that says otherwise.
xxSwanPrincessxx: footage?
ThatMadGuy: dude, you got so wasted last night.
xxSwanPrincessxx: I did not!!
ThatMadGuy: really? *sends a video of Emma dancing on the bar and taking a couple of shots*
xxSwanPrincessxx: who is th- oh my god, is that me?
ThatMadGuy: yup. I SO wanna send this to Killian.
xxSwanPrincessxx: don't you dare!!!
ThatMadGuy: alright, I won't.
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xxSexyPiratexx: Emma,luv, where are you?
xxSwanPrincessxx: I'm in my apartment, why?
xxSexyPiratexx: you are? I don't see you anywhere...
xxSwanPrincessxx: you're at my house???
xxSexyPiratexx: sure, I let myself in... Wait, are you puking?
xxSwanPrincessxx: what? N-no...
xxSexyPiratexx: Swan, I can hear you throwing up in there..
xxSwanPrincessxx: that's my mom...
xxSexyPiratexx: shouldn't she be past that stage? I mean, she is what, 7 months pregnant?
xxSwanPrincessxx: alright,you got me.... I am puking.
xxSexyPiratexx: have you been with another man???
xxSwanPrincessxx: what?! No! I went out with some friends last night.... And stuff happened...
xxSexyPiratexx: any footage?
xxSwanPrincessxx: yes, but the only time you'll ever see it is when I'm dead!
xxEvilRegalxx: that can be arranged....
xxSwanPrincessxx: o.0
xxEvilRegalxx: >:)
xxSwanPrincessxx: seriously, where the hell did you come from? How'd you get in here?
xxEvilRegalxx: Regina is not here at the moment. Please leave a message at the tone of the beep. *beep*
xxSexyPiratexx: I can see you texting from across the street...
xxEvilRegalxx: Any further messages will be used against you in the court of law.
xxSexyPiratexx: oh will you look at that, she just gave me the bird...
xxSwanPrincessxx: /.-
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TheTruestBeliever: Killian, have you seen my phone?
xxSexyPiratexx: aren't you texting me from it?
TheTruestBeliever: this is Emma... Have you seen my phone?
xxSexyPiratexx: can't say that I have, luv.
TheTruestBeliever: are you looking at my messages?!?!
xxSexyPiratexx: are you dancing on a bar???
TheTruestBeliever: we're deleting this conversation....
xxSexyPiratexx: can I screenshot and post this to tumblr?
TheTruestBeliever: no... Goodbye.
TheTruestBeliever has left.
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CaptainSwan Texts
FanfictionSpinoff of SwanQueen Texts. As the title suggests, it is logs between captain Killian Jones and Emma Swan.
