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good morning friends!i am here so state my argument

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good morning friends!
i am here so state my argument

dyldo
it's 10am wtf do you want

who pissed in your cereal

queen lizzy
probably me but that's besides the point

crystal meth
daniel what the fuck

t-pose
yeah that's fucked dude

the netherlands
why do we always end up here when we actually
use this groupchat

hoe-chlin
i literally hate you guys

foxy babe
who changed the chat name again

t-pose

CAN WE GET BACK TO THE POINT PLS

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CAN WE GET BACK TO THE POINT PLS

dyldo
what IS the point?

i wanna come to comic con 😡

dyldo
wtf do you want us to do about it

okay i'm getting major aggressive vibes here dyl
it's not a good look for u

t-pose
guys mom and dad are fighting again

foxy babe
stop scaring tyler!

the netherlands
wait has jeff not told you yet?

told me what?

queen lizzy
you're coming with us dumbass

NO WAY REALLY?

dyldo
she's so clueless
it's cute

excuse you
i'm a bad bitch

dyldo
venus definitely is
addie herself, not so much

i know where you live o'brien
don't test me

dyldo
sucks you're in australia

hoe-chlin
pls flirt somewhere else

dyldo
we don't flirt??

yeah dyldo has a girlfriend

t-pose
he does?

dyldo
i do?

yeah, her names pillow
takes her everywhere

dyldo
oh haha addie
also stop calling me that
i will fight you

do it
i dare you



















ANYWAYSu know i'm back right?

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ANYWAYS
u know i'm back right?

you are?

yeah
flew back in this morning
sadie can't keep herself alive in this apartment
alone for long enough

it's like you have a child that you forgot about
at birth

you say that as a joke but that's literally what
it's like

i would genuinely hate to be you

no u wouldn't
not with all this pretty privilege

that's demeaning to yourself?

yeah idk why i said that
you get the point!

unfortunately i do
you wanna come over for movie night?

it's tuesday
friday is movie night

yeah but we missed two in a row because you're
a big baby and you missed your mommy

oi leave my mum out of it

ew
it's mom

you will not pressure me to use stupid american english
my left toe has more brain cells than u

come over and i'll fight u on it

i'm on my way you big baby
my little sister isn't this clingy

you know what miller
no ice cream for you

i literally bring my own every week?

fine i'll eat all the pizza then

fine then you don't get a hug

maybe i am a little clingy

HA!

i said a little
don't flatter yourself

just shut up
i'll be there in 10




























MAYA SPEAKS
hello everyone, first chapter!!!
i'm literally so excited, i've been wanting to write this for like ever
in case it wasn't clear, this book will take place starting from 2013 when season 3 was released because that's technically when she joined the cast
and we'll basically be moving onwards from there!

as always, stay safe and don't forget to comment and vote <3

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