Saving Aqua's Ass

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In the halls...

(Y/N): Hey, Emilia.

Emilia: Hi, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Have you seen Jack and the others?

Emilia: I don't know. I haven't seen them all day.

Then you noticed four boxes moving across the hall.

(Y/N): *sigh* Guys, you can't just skip class.

Solid Snake: Damnit! What gave it away?!

Liquid: Probably you. You stink.

Solid Snake: *grr*

Solidus: We can still do this! *throws flash grenade*

They all got away, so who knows where they are now.

(Y/N): I wasn't gonna tell on them...

Emilia: I would have... They shouldn't be skipping class! Get back here!

Ainz: She takes her duties as president seriously.

(Y/N): I can see that.

Then the otaku showed up...

Otakon: This is so cool! Getting close to a real undead! I can't believe magic is really a thing!

Ainz: *getting uncomfortable* Please step nack or my servants will-

Albeto: You! Don't defile Ainz!

Otakon: Oh my gosh! A succubus!

(Y/N): You haven't freaked out over me yet. I ride dragons, by the eight.

Otakon: *gaaaaaasp* Draaaagons?!

Otakon: *gaaaaaasp* Draaaagons?!

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(Y/N): Yeah.

Otakon: Show me your awesome dragons!

(Y/N): Odaahving!

He flew up and you opened the window.

(Y/N): Here he is.

Odaahving: *yawn* Dovahkiin... What do you need?

(Y/N): This weeb wanted to see you.

Odaahving: *groan* I'm going back to sleep...

He left back to his mountain.

Otakon: This is so cool!

(Y/N): I know. Wait until I show you my other magic.

Ainz: Always amazes me how you have the blood of those things inside you.

(Y/N): Welllll, I am pretty awesome.

After the dragon left, a toad along with Aqua was running down the hall.

(Y/N): Aqua?! Even in a peaceful world, her shit luck fucks us up!

You used blizzard magic on it and it froze up.

(Y/N): What's wrong with you Aqua? You could have died.

Aqua: (Y/N)! *starts speaking gibberish*

Otakon: She's trying to say something!

(Y/N): Come on speak clearly!

Aqua: Kazuma made me get this red stuff! Then he ran away while the others got eaten by toads!

(Y/N): Sometimes he can be a real dirtbag.

Ainz: Do you always get your party out of trouble?

(Y/N): Yeah...

You ran into the principal's office and killed the toads with your bound sword. It was easy because you killed so many back home.

Everyone slipped out of the toad's mouths with slime all over them.

Neuman: That traitor!

(Y/N): Now you know not to trust Kazuma. He's my homie but he can be stupid sometimes.

Otakon: Wow! I haven't seen someone fight so well since I met Snake!

Ainz: I admit, he is an impressive fighter.

(Y/N): Thanks.

Principal: You are in big trouble!

(Y/N): Whoa! I didn't even do anything-

You were sent outside of class holding buckets along with Snake and his brothers, those three soldiers, Ainz, and Otakon.

(Y/N): Why me?

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