Physicals

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Ros: Everyone, today is physicals daaaay.

(Y/N): Physicals...

Solid Snake: Physicals, huh?

Ros: Boys in the gym and girls in the nurse's office.

(Y/N): Alright.

Alebeto: Not alright! I wanna go with Ains!

...

In the gym...

Every guy, including you, was shirtless. Well, not Kazuma or Subaru.

(Y/N): *stretch* I bet I weigh more than any of you here.

Neuman: We'll see about that...

After weighing...

(Y/N): Alright!

Kazuma: That means youre just a bunch of muscle. No brains.

(Y/N): Says the one that barely passed the test.

Kazuma: Hey!

Subaru: How did you get so many scars?

(Y/N): Fighting dragons, a dual with a narcissist, these crazy demons... The list goes on. But all they do is break the skin. The only time I almost died was from suicide.

Kazuma: Yeah, that was some battle. His magic is insanely powerful.

(Y/N): And thats why I have yellow eyes. The dragon blood was taking over and my body almost died. But the bright side is I look cooler.

Ains: Positive way of looking at things.

(Y/N): Yeah.

In the halls after the physical...

(Y/N): I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn comes.

Pandora's actor: Wait!

(Y/N): Yeah teach?

Pandora's actor: You look quite cool! Your whole style and your eyes!

(Y/N): Ah. Thanks, you have good tastes.

Pandora's actor: And I wouldn't have tastes if it weren't for Ains. He made me.

(Y/N): Cool.

...

(Y/N): Ah yes. Ains, you look cool.

Ains: Huh? Thanks, I guess? Whys is this so sudden?

Albeto: Ains! I look best to you. Correct?

Ains: What is even going on?

Megumin: You like my eye patch, right?

(Y/N): Ya'll both simping for Ains now?

Ram: Heh!

(Y/N): What's with that smug look?!

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