Zhongli woke up first to Childe's warm breath on his neck, the  ginger man's lips barely touching the exposed skin; Zhongli trailed his  hand up Childe's bare back and tangled his fingers in his hair, quietly  admiring the subtle orange curls. From up close, he could see the  colours of individual strands, some more yellow, some more brown,  perfectly blending in disarray to create the hair of the man he had  grown to adore. The Archon shifted his head a little. 
                                 "Morning," Childe mumbled into his neck, lips grazing across his  skin; Zhongli tugged on his hair a bit as he tried to dislodge his  fingers from his dense locks. 
                                 "Good morning, Childe. How are you?" Zhongli responded, arms falling back onto his companions back. Childe groaned. 
                                 "I hate waking up with the thought I'll have to leave your side  for hours on end," the Harbinger grumbled, eyes fluttering across his  cheeks. 
                                 "Huh?" Zhongli breathed out, tensing up slightly. 
                                 "Huh, what?" Childe asked in return, his previous words  seemingly falling into the air for him to forget. Zhongli's cheeks  dusted over in pink and Childe shifted on top of him. 
                                 "Don't worry about it. My ears seem to be playing tricks on me,"  Zhongli chuckled, sliding his arms to Childe's waist, "we need to go to  work." The Archon pushed Childe up until the ginger man was, quite  essentially, straddling him. 
                                 "How unfortunate. Do you think if we robbed the bank and then  ran away to Inazuma we would never have to work again?" Childe asked  with a mischievous grin, eyes still tired. Zhongli only chuckled, "I can  already see the headlines; 'ex-Archon and Fatui Harbinger steal  millions and disappear'." 
                                 "I really don't think that is the best solution," Zhongli  responded, "if we go now, we can get it out of the way. And remember-  dinner at the Galley tonight. I trust you won't return too late as I  plan to make a reservation for around seven in the evening." Childe fell  forward again onto Zhongli's chest. 
                                 "Fine. Just... five more... minutes," he yawned, snuggling himself  comfortably into the Archon's neck. Zhongli pushed him back up by the  shoulders. 
                                 "I was already late for work yesterday. I don't think it'd be  good for the records if I'm late again," Zhongli explained, holding  tightly onto Childe's waist to stop him from falling forward again. As  if on queue, a knock on the window in Zhongli's room accompanied by the  face of a girl peeking through the curtains rang out through the halls  of the house. 
                                 Childe picked himself up off Zhongli's lap and followed the  Archon to the front door, allowing the teen to skip carelessly into the  house with very little regard for her surroundings. Zhongli sighed  deeply. 
                                 "Childe, this is Hu Tao, director of the Funeral Parlour.  Director Hu, this is Childe," Zhongli introduced them as Hu Tao took a  seat in his living room; to be fair, Childe thought, the house did  technically belong to her. 
                                 "Ooooh," she giggled as she looked in Childe's general  direction, eyes intently scanning the Harbinger, "my number one  customer! Pleased to meet you!" Childe awkwardly extended a hand and the  enthusiastic girl shook it. 
                                 "May I inquire why you're here         before       work starts?" Zhongli asked, pouring a cup of tea for his visitor. Hu Tao laughed again. 
                                 "Just don't want you to be late again, hehe. Didn't want you to  go off unannounced with your husband again~" she snickered, downing the  whole cup of tea in one go. Childe coughed awkwardly. 
                                 "Director Hu, we are not a couple; I simply ask that you don't  make assumptions about my private life unprompted," Zhongli sighed,  pouring another cup of tea for himself. 
                                      
                                  
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Operation: Make Zhongli Smile Forever
Fanfiction"I wonder if I could ever have that... a family. But where do I start, a retired Archon wandering this land alone. How do I live a human life?" Or how Childe helps Zhongli live like a human [FULLY COMPLETE as of 08/04/2021 - Reupload from AO3)
